Q:Why do ducks have webbed feet?
A:To stamp out fires.
Q:Why do elephants have flat feet?
A:To stamp out burning ducks
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Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first?
A: The dog, of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.
Psychiatrist: "What’s your problem?"
Patient: "I think I’m a chicken."
Psychiatrist: "How long has this been going on?"
Patient: "Ever since I was an egg!"
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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What do you call fish poop?
BassTurds!
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?
A runny bunny.
Why did the whale like the diver?
Because he had flippers.
The male worm towards the female worm:
Baby, if you don’t take me as you’re husband, I’m throwing myself to the chickens!
Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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What do cows read at the breakfast table?
The moospaper.