Joke #5538

Q:Why do ducks have webbed feet? A:To stamp out fires. Q:Why do elephants have flat feet? A:To stamp out burning ducks

Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? Because, if it had 4 doors it would be chicken sedan.

Why was the skunk angry? He was incensed.

What do frogs do with paper? Rip-it!

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, “Where were you during the first half?” He replied “Putting on my shoes!”.

Question: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull? Answer: Lipstick.

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100? Because when she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.

Two cows were chatting over the fence between their fields. The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm."  The other cow replied, "Hell, I ain't worried, it won't affect us ducks."

What color socks do bears wear? (They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!)

How can you tell that elephants have been doing it in your garage? All your Hefty Bags are missing.

Mother to little boy: ‘Stop pulling the cat’s tail.’ Boy: ‘I’m not. I’m just holding it. It’s the cat that’s doing the pulling.’