Joke #5538

Q:Why do ducks have webbed feet? A:To stamp out fires. Q:Why do elephants have flat feet? A:To stamp out burning ducks

How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare.

Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both are food from aloft!

Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For hare care.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Actually, it's kangaroo!

Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?  A: She liked kids...

Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.

There where two snakes talking. The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?'. Then the second Snake says "Why do you ask?" The 1st one replies: "I just bit my lip!"

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Drunk man stumbles upstairs late at night and bursts through the bedroom door with a duck under his arm. He announces to his now awake annoyed wife that "This is the pig I've been screwing." The wife unimpressed said "You drunk arsehole... That's a duck". The bloke looks down at the duck and then looks back up at his wife and says... "I was talking to the duck!"

A man walks by a table in a casino and passes three men and a dog playing cards. ‘That’s a very smart dog,’ says the man. ‘He’s not so clever,’ says one of the players. ‘Every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail.’