How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
Ten-tickles.
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What are the spots on black-and-white cows?
Holstaines.
The First Law of Thermodynamics states:
Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?"
The proton replies "I'm positive."
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?
Your calves.
Q: What do you get if you mix a rabbit and a snake?
A: A jump rope!
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
No, to whom.
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