How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
Ten-tickles.
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Q: Why do accountants make good lovers?
A: They're great with figures.
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Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel.
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Law of Cat Composition
A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.
Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple?
A: The Holocaust.
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If the box says:
"This software requires Windows XP or better"
Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
What's a skunk's favourite game in school?
Show and smell.
A programmer had a problem.
He decided to use Java.
He now has a ProblemFactory.
Did you hear about the Irishman who couldn't tell the difference between his two horses?
His friend suggested measuring them, that didn't help though, the Irishman discovered that the brown horse was only an inch taller than the white one!
