How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
Ten-tickles.
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Do you know the difference between a postal box and a monkey's arse?
Well if you don't know I will never ask you to post a letter for me.
Q: What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician?
A: He didn't count with this...
A programmer had a problem.
He decided to use Java.
He now has a ProblemFactory.
A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left.
The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right.
The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
Q. What did the frog say to the fly?
A. You are really starting to bug me!
Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
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How to you know that cows will be in heaven?
It's a place of udder delight.
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?
In his beef case.
