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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles.
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Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.
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3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
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A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right. The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Q: What element is a girl's future best friend? A: Carbon.
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Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. "I'm not paying," said the duck. "I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it." "I've spent my last buck," said the deer. "Then the duck'll have to pay," said the skunk. "Getting here cost me my last scent."
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Two students talk: "What are you reading?" "Quantum physics theory book." "But why are you reading it upside-down?" "It makes no difference anyway."
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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Why did the frog cross the road? Some mean little kid super-glued it to the chicken.
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist? A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
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