How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles.
Q: Why do accountants make good lovers? A: They're great with figures.
Q: Why accountants don't read novels? A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement? A: Hold a tupperware party!
What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending.
Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
What's a teddy bears favourite pasta? Tagliateddy.
Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
What do you call a tired cow? Milked out.
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"