How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
Ten-tickles.
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Hide a seek champion...
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Since 1958
Camper: "Look at that bunch of cows."
Farmer: "Not bunch, herd."
Camper: "Heard what?"
Farmer: "Of cows."
Camper: "Sure I've heard of cows."
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