How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
Ten-tickles.
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Q. What did one frog say to another?
A. You're such a WART!
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" - and he died.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?
An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
Which big cat should you never play cards with?
A cheetah.
Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?
He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
Two students talk:
"What are you reading?"
"Quantum physics theory book."
"But why are you reading it upside-down?"
"It makes no difference anyway."
A baby hedgehog lost itself, in the garden.
Sad, he strolls from here to there, whereupon he bumps in a cactus and full of hope he says:
Mama, is that you?
