Joke #5550

Two parents take their son on a vacation to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water. The son comes running up to his mom and says: "Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!" The mom says: "The bigger they are, the dumber they are." So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says: "Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than Daddy's!" The mom says: "The bigger they are, the dumber they are." So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says: "Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!"
Vote:
has 80.47 % from 768 votes. More jokes about: sex

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Sex is like air – it’s not important until you’re not getting any.
Vote:
has 76.63 % from 425 votes. More jokes about: sex
My girlfriend likes to pretend to be a 14 year old when we have sex. I don't get it she will be 14 in a few years anyway.
Vote:
has 52.36 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: sex
How can you get AIDS from a toilet seat? By sitting down before the last guy gets up.
Vote:
has 58.15 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: sex
Two old ladies are discussing their dead husbands. ‘Tell me,’ says one. ‘Did you have mutual orgasms?’ ‘No,’ says the other. ‘I think we were with the Prudential.’
Vote:
has 26.50 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: sex
How do girls get minks? The same way minks get minks.
Vote:
has 31.53 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: sex
Valentines Day is the day that the "V" and "D" come together.
Vote:
has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, Valentines day
Girl: "Do you believe in puppy love?" Boy: "I tried it once, but their assholes are too small."
Vote:
has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, dog, love, sex
A man asks his wife during a 25 marriage anniversary: Darling, have you been unfaithful to me? Yes, honey, three times. When was the first time? Do you remember the situation when you went to a bank, but nobody would give you any credit? And finally the CEO of the bank himself signed the credit allowance to you. Thanks, darling. And when was the second time? Do you remember when you were very ill and nobody would agree to make the surgery for you? And finally the head of the department took care of you? Thank you darling, you saved my life. And with whom have you been unfaithful to me for the third time? Do you remember when you were a candidate to the position of city mayor and you were missing 36 votes?
Vote:
has 75.26 % from 711 votes. More jokes about: sex
One day Pepito was having a shower with his father when he saw his fathers penis. He asked his father what it was and his father replied "this is my racing car". The next night Pepito heard moaning in his parents room, being curious he peeped in to see what was happening. He then saw his father on top of his mother, while looking his father saw him and told him to go to his room. "OK, but I'm not sure you're driving that racing car properly" replied Pepito.
Vote:
has 44.47 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: car, driving, kids, sex
There's some soldiers in Vietnam. And they've been pinned down in their trench for days. Finally one guy says,"Fuck this I really have to pee guys. Lay down covering fire, i'll run into the bushes. When I'm done I'll give a signal and you can give me covering fire while i run back." So they lay down fire, and he runs off into the jungle. But he's gone for a good half an hour, they're finally convinced that he's been murdered by Charlie when they hear the signal. So they lay down fire and he sprints out of the jungle and leaps back into the trench. So obviously they're pretty confused. They ask "what the hell took you so long man?" The guy says, "well i was just finishing up my business, when I met this beautiful Vietnamese girl, and we just started having sex right there. we did every position imaginable, missionary, doggy style, everything. It was great." One of his buddies asks "Well did you get any head?" He replies "There was no head."
Vote:
has 67.90 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: black humor, military, sex