Q:Why is basketball the grossest sport there is? A:Because they dribble all over the court.
PE Teacher: "Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?" Pupil: "You told me to put it on the Net."
A man and wife are at a volleyball game when they notice a very affectionate couple who are running their hands over each other passionately. ‘I don’t know whether to watch them or the game,’ says the man. ‘Watch them!’ says his wife. ‘You already know how to play volleyball.’
When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer. Basketball
What's a mexicans' favorite sport? Cross country.
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.