Q:Why is basketball the grossest sport there is? A:Because they dribble all over the court.
Lebron better than Jordan? Ha! Yea right. Talk to me when Lebron saves the looney tunes from an alien race.
The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"
Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
What do you call a blonde that can suck a golf ball through a garden hose? "Darling."
Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
Why did the basketball player go to jail? "Because he shot the ball!"
The way from the cabins to the ring is too long, says the boxer. No worries, on your way back you will come back with the stretcher...
How about we march into your red zone and I'll split the uprights? High five!
Why is basketball such a messy sport? Because you dribble on the floor!
Bill Gates arrives at the port to heaven and hell. Petrus says: You see Bill, we don't know what to do with you. You may choose "heaven" or "hell". Bill peeks in heaven and sees a couple of old boring men sitting around at a table. Bill takes a look in hell and sees really beautiful women, sex, drugs, rock and roll, and most of all, gambling. So Bill says : I am a gambling man, I want to go to hell! Once in hell, Bill is immediately thrown into the fire. So Bill says : hey, what the hell is this, I saw all the gambling, the women, and sex? The devil says: 'That was just a demo version."