Q:Why is basketball the grossest sport there is?
A:Because they dribble all over the court. 
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Suddenly, she burst out laughing. "Listen to this," she said.
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"Hmmm," her husband said, not looking up from his magazine.
Teasing him, Sarah said, "Would you swap me for a season ticket?"
"Absolutely not," he said.
"How sweet," Sarah said.
"Tell me why not."
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