Q:Why is basketball the grossest sport there is? A:Because they dribble all over the court.
Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them? A. Just in case they get a hole in one.
Q: What do gay guys have in common with bungee jumpers? A: If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit!
Q: How did the pirate become a boxing champion so fast? A: Nobody was ready to take on his right hook.
A man is participating in a golf tournament. He was left to golf with just his caddy. On his tee-off, the golfer's ball lands in a patch of buttercups. The caddy tells the golfer he can take the ball onto the course, and he won't take a one stroke penalty. However, the golfer refuses and takes the ball out of the buttercups and takes the stroke penalty. Suddenly, Mother Nature appears. "What you just did was amazing. I am so proud that you enjoy nature and all of its beauty. For your reward, I will give you a lifetime supply of butter." "Thanks," says the man. "But where were you last week when my ball landed in the pussywillows?"
The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. "Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?" she asked the instructor. "P-u-t-t is correct," he replied. "Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt means merely a vain attempt to do the same thing."
Question: What should a man do if his wife runs into the room during a baseball match and keeps disturbing you? Answer: Shorten the chain.
Zeke: Why were the swimming elephants thrown out of the Olympics? Kyle: I haven't a clue. Zeke: Because they couldn't keep their trunks up!
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.
What did the trampolinist say? ‘Life has its ups and downs, but I always bounce back.’ Tennis