Why do women need guys?
Vibrators don’t usually pay for drinks.
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A woman was suspicious in the loyalty of her husband for a long time and she decided to make him jealous.
"My love, what would you say if I was having sex with your best friend?"
"I'd say you're a lesbian!"
"Name?"
"Abdul Aziz."
"Sex?"
"Three to five times a day."
"No, no... I mean male or female?"
"Yes, male, female, sometimes camel."
"Holy cow!"
"Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general."
"But isn't that hostile?"
"Horse style, doggy style, any style!"
"Oh dear!"
"No, no! Deer run too fast..."
Q: Why is a girls pussy like an ocean?
A: It's really wet and has a Sperm Whale in it.
- "Didn't you read Lord of the Rings in high school"?
- "No, I had sex in high school."
Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem?
A: Father's Day.
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Why is sex like a game of bridge?
You don’t need a partner if you’ve got a good hand.
The woman was in bed with her lover and had just told him how stupid her Irish husband was when the door was thrown open and there stood her husband.
He glared at her lover and bellowed, "What are you doing?"
"There," said the wife, "didn’t I tell you he was stupid?"
A kid asks his mom "why his sisters' middle name is Paris?"
"Because that's where we conceived her."
"Next, I was going to ask why my middle name is Chevy but now I know why."
Q: Why is a sheep better than a woman?
A: A sheep doesn't care if you fuck her sister.