Why do women need guys? Vibrators don’t usually pay for drinks.
Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.
What did the elephant say to the nude man? ‘It’s cute, but can it pick up peanuts?’
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
How can you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your dick on the curtains.
Q: Why are Christmas trees better than Men? A: Even the small ones give satisfaction.
What’s the sex? The sex in a disease. You always get in bed because of it.
How do you know when your cat’s finished cleaning himself? He’s smoking a cigarette.
It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
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‘Sex for an old guy is a bit like shooting pool with a rope.’ George Burns