Maths is like s*x...
ADD the bed
MINUS the clothes
DIVIDE the legs
and pray you don't MULTIPLY.
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Sex is like math:
Add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
What is 6.9?
A great thing ruined by a period.
Do you like maths?
If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
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