What do you call a black guy in a coffin? A box of chocolate.
An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week. Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant. "Thank heaven I’ve met someone," he cried. "I’ve been lost for the last week." "Is there a reward out for you?" asked the Scotsman. "No," said the American. "Then I’m afraid you’re still lost," was the reply.
Q: What is a Jews biggest dilemma? A: Free Pork.
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant? Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
what do you call a nigger woman having an abortion? A crime stopper!
Q: What do you call a violent minority? A: A thug. Q: What do you call a violent white guy? A: Officer.
What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one."
How do you fry a Mexican? You turn on the fence.
Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
Q: How do you blindfold a Gook? A: You use dental floss.
How do you fit 54 Jews in a car? 2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.