What do you call a black guy in a coffin?
A box of chocolate.
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You are so black when I clicked on your profile pic I thought my phone died.
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My dad was a complicated man.
He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know?
Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts?
A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!
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I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
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Q: What's the difference between jews and boyscouts?
A: Boyscouts come back from their camp.
Why arent black people affended by thes jokes?
Because they cant read.
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How do you start a Jewish parade?
Throw a penny down main street.
Q: What's Mexicans favorite video game.
A: Borderlands.
What do you call a school bus full of black people?
A rotten banana.
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A man on a beach sees a shark near a child in the shallows.
Ignoring personal safety, he dives in the water and, with his bare hands, kills the shark.
He brings the tot to shore and is met with tumultuous applause from spectators.
"Geez, mate" says a reporter "You should get a medal. What part of Australia are you from?"
Modestly our hero says: "Actually I'm from England."
The next days newspaper headline says "Pommy mongrel kills child's pet"