What do you call a black guy in a coffin? A box of chocolate.
Why did Rosa Parks die? She refused to go to the back of the ambulance!
A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds. It goes ching chong wu. So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound. Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river. The black guy ask was that noise. The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative. See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun. The black guy says let me try. He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
Why are black people so good at Basketball? Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
what do black people and bicycles have in common? They only work with a chain on.
Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs? A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.
What does NBA stand for Niggas Boucing Around.
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.
Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children? A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"
Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet? A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.
Whats long and Black?? The KFC line.