What do you call a black guy in a coffin?
A box of chocolate.
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What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on?
Asian girl's ass.
Once upon time, there were three friends playing on a beach.
One kid's parents were good business people.
The second kid lives in a good family where he is taught to respect his elders.
The third kid was a poor redneck with an abusive father.
Anyways, they were playing on the beach when a helicopter crashed down into the water.
They saw a man drowning and all raced to save him.
As they pulled the man to shore they realized it was Obama.
The president then said, "Thank you kids for saving me! I'll give you each one wish!"
The first kid said he wanted a helicopter.
The second kid wished for some money.
And the redneck asked for a wheel chair.
Obama, concerned, asked why the poor boy wouldn't want some money for his family.
The kid replied, "Cause when pap finds out what I've done, I ain't gonna be walking for a pretty long time."
How do you remove one thousand flies in one motion?
Slap a Kenyan in the face.
What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark?
"Drop it nigger!"
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Why don't black people dream?
Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
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Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers?
A: When they dance they make it rain.
Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy?
A: The park bench can support a family.
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Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom?
A: Society!
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What do you call a black person thats light? Michal jackson
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Two black men are walking down the street.
They pass a shop that advertises "Be White For a Day! Ninety-nine cents!"
The two guys decide to try it out and they look to see how much money they have.
One guy has a dollar bill, and the other guy has exactly ninety-eight cents.
They decide that the first guy will go in with the dollar, get his change and then give it to the second guy so he can go in.
Problem solved.
The first guy goes in, and after a few minutes, he comes out with white skin, kakhi slacks, a polo, and a golf cap.
They laugh and admire his new race for a minute.
Then the second guy says, "How about that penny?"
The first guy yells, "GET A JOB!"