What do you call a black guy in a coffin?
A box of chocolate.
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What do you get when you cross a brassiere with Texas?
Playtex.
Whats black on top and white on the bottom?
Rape.
What did the Asian parents name their retarded baby.
Sum ting wong.
A nigger goes to the doctor in South Africa.
He cries he’s got neck pains, the doctor tells him to strip his clothes and walk in four legs and stay for a while in every corner of the room.
The nigger, get’s up in his feet and asks the doctor what’s the point:
Well this because I have a new black table and I wanted to see where to put it!
Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
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How do you tell when time is reversing?
When a Jew drops a coin on the ground.
A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he discovers a bottle containing genie.
He rubs it and a genie comes out, promises to grant him one wish.
He says, "Peace in the Middle east, that's my wish."
The genie looks concerned, then says "No, I'm sorry, that's just not possible.
Some things just can't be changed.
Do you have another wish?"
The guys says 'Well...for my whole life I've never receievd oral sex from my wife.
That would be my wish."
The genie pauses for another moment and then says "How would you define peace?"
Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby?
A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
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Q: What do you get when you cross an alligator with a road runner?
A: A 100 mph nigger eater.
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what do black people and bicycles have in common?
They only work with a chain on.
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