Joke #8325

What do you call a black guy in a coffin? A box of chocolate.
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God made everyone different he got tired when he made china.
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Whats long and Black?? The KFC line.
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How do you know when an Asian has been in your house? Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
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Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
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If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?
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Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs." Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?" Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."
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How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
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How do they name Chinese baby's? They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
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I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
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The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
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