What do you call a black guy in a coffin? A box of chocolate.
There was three Mexicans walking down the street when three old white guys approached them. The first white man said: Whats up wet backs. The first mexican said: I am not wet, I am just greasy from stealing car parts. The second old man said: What the hells that smell, smells like beanery. The second Mexican replies: It don't smell like beanery, we just got back from taco bell. The third mexican says: YaYA, amigo, we just got back from Taco Bell. The third white guys says: I was talking to the bean, not the whole damn burrito.
What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese telephone. Wing, Wing, Halo
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.
Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves? A: Rasin Brand.
Q: What do you call a Jew with a mental disability? A: Auschwitztic.
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline? A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
Q: What do you call an African American documentary? A: Planet of the Apes.