What do you call a black guy in a coffin?
A box of chocolate.
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A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he discovers a bottle containing genie.
He rubs it and a genie comes out, promises to grant him one wish.
He says, "Peace in the Middle east, that's my wish."
The genie looks concerned, then says "No, I'm sorry, that's just not possible.
Some things just can't be changed.
Do you have another wish?"
The guys says 'Well...for my whole life I've never receievd oral sex from my wife.
That would be my wish."
The genie pauses for another moment and then says "How would you define peace?"
Whats long and Black??
The KFC line.
What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt?
"Help I'm not break dancing"
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What do you call two blacks on one bike?
Organized crime!
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Q: What's faster than the speed of light?
A: A jew passing Germany.
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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
Zero.
Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal?
A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
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Q: What happens when you put your hand in a bag of jelly beans?
A: The black one takes your watch.
A white man walks into a bar and says to a bartender "Hey nigger. Gimme a beer".
The bartender says "Don't say that to me. What happened if I said something like that to you?".
"The white man says "I don't know lets find out".
They switch places.
The black comes in and said "Hey honkey, gimme a f*ckin' beer".
The white man says "Sorry. We don't serve niggers"