What do you call a black guy in a coffin?
A box of chocolate.
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Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
A: They're easier to spot.
Whats the only thing darker than a black man?
His Future.
There was a tornado in my area the other day.
The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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Q: Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam?
A: Because every time the seargeant said: "Get down!" they stood up and started dancing.
Q: What do you get when you cross a black person with a white person?
A: Bestiality.
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There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man.
They asked Satan to let them call their family.
The American called and talked for 10 minutes.
He payed $1,000.
The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes.
He payed $2,000.
The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10.
The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.
What happens to black people after they die?
Nigger Mortis.
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Q: Why did the black person fill uncomfortable?
A: Because he was surrounded by crackers.
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Two black men are walking down the street.
They pass a shop that advertises "Be White For a Day! Ninety-nine cents!"
The two guys decide to try it out and they look to see how much money they have.
One guy has a dollar bill, and the other guy has exactly ninety-eight cents.
They decide that the first guy will go in with the dollar, get his change and then give it to the second guy so he can go in.
Problem solved.
The first guy goes in, and after a few minutes, he comes out with white skin, kakhi slacks, a polo, and a golf cap.
They laugh and admire his new race for a minute.
Then the second guy says, "How about that penny?"
The first guy yells, "GET A JOB!"