What do you call a black guy in a coffin?
A box of chocolate.
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A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve.
A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?"
Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called?
Warden.
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Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black?
A: Vinegar!
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Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in Finland?
You are approaching the Russian border.
How do you find the population of Mexico?
roll a penny down the street
How do you find the richest person in Mexico?
SEE WHO GOT THE PENNY!
Rappers are like the pens at the bank.
They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
The anniversary of 9/11 approaches and I don't usually buy in to conspiracy theories, but did you spot that if you add 9 and 11 you get 20.
And that is curiously the average IQ of an American
Q: What's the difference between killing time and killing niggers?
A: You can only kill so much time.
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How do you fit 54 Jews in a car?
2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.
A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he discovers a bottle containing genie.
He rubs it and a genie comes out, promises to grant him one wish.
He says, "Peace in the Middle east, that's my wish."
The genie looks concerned, then says "No, I'm sorry, that's just not possible.
Some things just can't be changed.
Do you have another wish?"
The guys says 'Well...for my whole life I've never receievd oral sex from my wife.
That would be my wish."
The genie pauses for another moment and then says "How would you define peace?"