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What do you call a black guy in a coffin? A box of chocolate.
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I thought I was real racist because I was liking those black men so black that if you looked at a picture of them, it looks like a negative.
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Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell? They heard there was some crack in it.
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Life Lemons Saying: White Guy: When Life gives you lemons enjoy them with friends. Black Guy: When Life gives you lemons sell them, buy a gun, point it at life and say "More lemons mother Fucker".
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Q: What do you call a redneck virgin? A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
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Q: What is the difference between northern and southerner fairytales? A: Northerner starts off with "Once upon a time..." a southerner starts with "listen to this shit..."
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Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers? A: When they dance they make it rain.
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I'm not saying I'm racist at all, but... I put chocolate milk in back of the fridge.
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Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs? Because it says "No Tres-Passing"
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What do you call ten million black people jumping out of a plane? Night time.
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A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers." The retard says ," OK ". When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses. He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?" The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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