A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian.
"Look in the lion's mouth," the vet told him.
"How do I do that?" he asked.
"Carefully," replied the vet.
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A milkshake.
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Shark-o-late.
What’s a black spot between two white spots?
A fly with cotton wool in her ears!
A cow and a horse were galloping around a curve opposite to.
They landed in each other.
Who was wrong?
The cow, it didn't blow its horn.
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What do you call a rabbit who is real cool?
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"Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."