Joke #5662

A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. "Look in the lion's mouth," the vet told him. "How do I do that?" he asked. "Carefully," replied the vet.
Vote:
has 62.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
Vote:
has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, Chuck Norris
Q: Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet? A: They never want to log off.
Vote:
has 71.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: animal, internet, money
A man sat at a local bar and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating." "What a coincidence," said the woman next to him. I'm celebrating, too" she replied, clinking glasses with him. "What are your celebrating?" "I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile." "What a coincidence, the woman said. For my husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant! How did your chickens become fertile?" she asked. "I switched cocks," he replied. "What a coincidence," she said.
Vote:
has 74.45 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, animal, bar, husband
Q: What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? A: ‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Vote:
has 65.32 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal
What does a spider do when he gets angry? He goes up the wall!
Vote:
has 31.97 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
What is a chameleon's motto? A change is as good as a rest.
Vote:
has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
Vote:
has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
I went to the movie theater the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dachshund. It was a sad, funny kind of film. In the sad part, the dachshund cried his eyes out, and in the funny part, the dachshund laughed its head off. This happened all the way through the film. After the film had ended, I decided to go and speak to the man. "That's the most amazing thing I've seen," I said. "That dachshund really seemed to enjoy the film." The man turned to me and said, "Yeah, it is. He hated the book."
Vote:
has 35.23 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal
A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road. The frog pipes up, "I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll stay with you for a week". The programmer shrugs his shoulders and puts the frog in his pocket. A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll give you great sex for a week". The programmer nods and puts the frog back in his pocket. A few minutes later, "Turn me back into a princess and I'll give you great sex for a whole year!" The programmer smiles and walks on. Finally, the frog says, "What's wrong with you? I've promised you great sex for a year from a beautiful princess and you won't even kiss a frog?" "I'm a programmer," he replies. "I don't have time for sex.But a talking frog is pretty neat."
Vote:
has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, computer, IT, programmer
Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!
Vote:
has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal