Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? A: Becuase the "P" is silent.
Two flies sit on a pile of poop. One fly passes gas. The other fly looks at him and says, "Hey do you mind? I'm eating here."
Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?
Q: Why was Tigger's head in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh!
Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf.
Q: Why do cops arrest black people? A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
Two rabbits are in a garden and one of the rabbits says, "Thith carrot tathes pithy." The other rabbit says, "Yes, I know, I just pithed on it."
What's the definition of a nervous breakdown? A chameleon on a tartan rug.
Q. What do frogs do with paper? A. Rip-it!
I've been trying to find the right time to tell my pet hes adopted...
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.