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Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? A: Becuase the "P" is silent.
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Two flies sit on a pile of poop. One fly passes gas. The other fly looks at him and says, "Hey do you mind? I'm eating here."
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Q: Why was Tigger's head in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh!
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Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf.
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Q: Why do cops arrest black people? A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
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Two rabbits are in a garden and one of the rabbits says, "Thith carrot tathes pithy." The other rabbit says, "Yes, I know, I just pithed on it."
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What's the definition of a nervous breakdown? A chameleon on a tartan rug.
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Q. What do frogs do with paper? A. Rip-it!
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I've been trying to find the right time to tell my pet hes adopted...
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Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
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