Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? A: Becuase the "P" is silent.
What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day? A forty-carrot wedding ring.
I was in Venice Beach in January and there was a homeless man with a sign that said "1 dollar for dirty joke." Seemed like a good investment to me so I gladly handed over a dollar. Homeless man: "Alright sir whats your name?" Me: "John" Homeless man: "So Johny, there is black rooster alright? How many legs does that chicken have." Me: "Two?" Homeless man: "Right, now how many wings this black rooster got?" Me: "Two?" Homeless man: "Right, now how many eyes this black rooster got?" Me: "Two?" Homeless man: "Right again, now there is this white cat walking around how many hairs are on that white cat?" Me: "I don't know? A lot?" Homeless man: "Well Johny, why do you know so much about black cock and not enough about white pussy."
Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs? A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
Q: What's worse than having termites in your piano? A: Crabs on your organ.
What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an ‘A’ bra.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
Why don't lobsters share? They re shellfish.
Q: What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? A: Boo-bees.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.