Joke #6230

Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? A: Becuase the "P" is silent.

Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart.

Q: What would you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent? A: A snake in the brass.

Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde.

A man walks by a table in a casino and passes three men and a dog playing cards. ‘That’s a very smart dog,’ says the man. ‘He’s not so clever,’ says one of the players. ‘Every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail.’

Name an animal that lives in Lapland? A reindeer Good, now name another. Another reindeer!

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An Investigator

There was a hysterical call at the fire department, and it went like this: "Help me, please help me! There is a cat meowing and yowling with frequency and urgency. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me, can you please help me, and send the fire squad right away?" "Take it easy, cats don’t hurt us, just relax wait until he leaves." "You don’t understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me, it is going to be fatal!" "Cats aren’t like snakes or spiders that are poisonous, by the way who is calling?" "I’m Josephine’s parrot you jerk!" "Help me please, please help!"

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper? Warren.

I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah; I thought, ''He's trying to pull a fast one''.

An astronomer, a physicist and a mathematician are on a train in Scotland. The astronomer looks out of the window, sees a black sheep standing in a field, and remarks, "How odd. Scottish sheep are black." "No, no, no!" says the physicist. "Only some Scottish sheep are black." The mathematician rolls his eyes at his companions' muddled thinking and says, "In Scotland, there is at least one field, containing at least one sheep, at least one side of which appears black from here."