Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.
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A: My bike.
Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works .
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Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for?
A: Black Family Inside.
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Q: What do you call an Asian family tree?
A: A rice bush.
Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once?
A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man?
A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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What do u call a Mexican getting baptized?
Bean dip.
Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
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