Joke #5700

Q:Why can't Mexicans play Uno? A:They always steal the green cards.
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What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
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There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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Q: Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam? A: Because every time the seargeant said: "Get down!" they stood up and started dancing.
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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
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Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.
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I'm not racist, my shadow is black.
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Q: What do you call a violent minority? A: A thug. Q: What do you call a violent white guy? A: Officer.
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If the world were a jacket where would the blacks go? The Hood.
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Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs? Because it says "No Tres-Passing"
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A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds. It goes ching chong wu. So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound. Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river. The black guy ask was that noise. The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative. See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun. The black guy says let me try. He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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