Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.
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Sum ting wong.
Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler?
Usain bolt can finish a race...
How do you know when an Asian has been in your house?
Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV?
A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office.
Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out:
"Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children."
"Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman.
"That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker.
"Oh, den I uses the last names."
Q: What's the difference between a toilet and a Kardashian?
A: Nothing! They both accept big brown stinky turds!
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Q: What did the little black boy say as he was sliding down a zebra?
A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...
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Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
He had locomotives.
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one.
The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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