Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.
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A: Two jews fighting over a penny.
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A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored.
The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers."
The retard says ," OK ".
When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling.
He goes over and starts beating their asses.
He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer.
He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?"
The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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School is like a boner, long and hard.
Unless you're Asian...
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a child.
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Black Jesus turns water into Kool-Aid.
Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant?
A: Her nigga runs away.
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Q: What do you call a white guy with 5 black friends?
A: Coach!
Why are black people & vending machines the same?
Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet?
A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.
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