Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.
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There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day.
One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby?
One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies.
Rape
What did the black kid get for Christmas?
YOUR BIKE!
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What do u call 4 mexicans sinking in quicksand?
Quatro,sinko.
So a jew, a homosexual and a black man walk into a bar.
The bartender says: "Get the fuck out!"
Q: Why do Jewish men get circumcised?
A: Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 20% off.
Q: What is long and black?
A: An unemployment line
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Q: What's the difference between jews and boyscouts?
A: Boyscouts come back from their camp.
How do you fit 54 Jews in a car?
2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.
Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
A: Neighbour.
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How does a black woman know when she's pregnant?
When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
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