Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.
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There is a nigger and a Mexican in a car. Who is driving?
Nethier, the cop is.
Q: If a white baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it?
A: A Angel.
Q: If a black baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it?
A: A Bat.
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Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?
There was only two vans.
Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
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In the winter of 1926, Thelma Goldstein from Chicago treated herself to her first real vacation in Florida.
Being unfamiliar with the area, she wandered into a restricted hotel in North Miami.
"Excuse me," she said to the manager. "My name is Mrs. Goldstein, and I’d like a small room for two weeks."
"I’m awfully sorry," he replied, "but all of our rooms are occupied."
Just as he said that, a man came down and checked out.
"What luck," said Mrs. Goldstein. "Now there’s a room.
"Not so fast, Madam. I’m sorry, but this hotel is restricted. No Jews allowed."
"Jewish? Who’s Jewish? I happen to be Catholic."
"I find that hard to believe. Let me ask you, who was the Son of God?"
"Jesus, Son of Mary."
"Where was he born?"
"In a stable."
"And why was he born in a stable?"
"Because a schmuck like you wouldn’t let a Jew rent a room in his hotel!"
Why arent black people affended by thes jokes?
Because they cant read.
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Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby?
A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
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How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars?
Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
How do you suffocate a nigger?
Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
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