Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.
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What do you call a bunch of niggers in a school bus?
A rotten banana.
What happens to black people after they die?
Nigger Mortis.
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You are so black when I clicked on your profile pic I thought my phone died.
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Q: What did God say when he first made the black person?
A: Holly shit I have burned one.
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Women are just like fine wine.
I only like the white ones.
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Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says "Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $100."
The one says to the other, "should we do it?"
The other says "NO!! Are you crazy?"
The first guy replies "Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars... I'm gonna do it."
So he walks in to the church, and little while later, he walks back out.
The friend says "well, did you get the money?"
He replies "Oh that's all you people think about, isn't it?"
God made everyone different he got tired when he made china.
The world is like a jar of jelly beans.
Everybody hates the black ones.
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Q: How do you piss off a white person?
A: Call him a racist.
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