Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.
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An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week.
Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant.
"Thank heaven I’ve met someone," he cried. "I’ve been lost for the last week."
"Is there a reward out for you?" asked the Scotsman.
"No," said the American.
"Then I’m afraid you’re still lost," was the reply.
What did the Asian parents name their retarded baby.
Sum ting wong.
Why are black people so tall?
Because their knee-grows.
I thought I was real racist because I was liking those black men so black that if you looked at a picture of them, it looks like a negative.
Q: What kind of kids do you get when a black and a Mexican marry.
A: Kids too lazy to steal.
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Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey.
Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing.
He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey.
After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead
She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it."
"Why?" asked the lady.
He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
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Q: What did Jesus tell the Mexicans just before he died?
A: Act stupid until I get back.
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What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus?
I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
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What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs?
Trustworthy.
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