Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.
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Q: What do you call an African American documentary?
A: Planet of the Apes.
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Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink?
A: A terrorpist."
What's a mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross country.
I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors.
I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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The anniversary of 9/11 approaches and I don't usually buy in to conspiracy theories, but did you spot that if you add 9 and 11 you get 20.
And that is curiously the average IQ of an American
What do you call a mexican having a shower?
A miracle.
What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark?
"Drop it nigger!"
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A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender.
He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!"
The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?"
The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!"
So they switch places.
The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!"
The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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