Q: What do you call a white guy with 5 black friends? A: Coach!
Q: Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam? A: Because every time the seargeant said: "Get down!" they stood up and started dancing.
What do you call a mexican rolling in sand? A churro.
A man on a beach sees a shark near a child in the shallows. Ignoring personal safety, he dives in the water and, with his bare hands, kills the shark. He brings the tot to shore and is met with tumultuous applause from spectators. "Geez, mate" says a reporter "You should get a medal. What part of Australia are you from?" Modestly our hero says: "Actually I'm from England." The next days newspaper headline says "Pommy mongrel kills child's pet"
Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers? A: When they dance they make it rain.
Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
How do you find the population of a Mexican village? Roll a quarter down the street.r
Once you go asian you never miss an equation.
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.