Q: What do you call a white guy with 5 black friends?
A: Coach!
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So this guy walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender asks dude where did you get that.
And the parrot answers in Africa theres millions of them.
Q: Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea?
A: He thought he was melting.
An Arabic kid joined my football team.
All he did was blow the plays.
Q: What do you call an Asian family tree?
A: A rice bush.
Q: What happens when you spin an asian man on a swivel chair?
A: He gets disoriented!
Q: What do you call a fat black man laying down?
A: KitKat Chunky.
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Q: Why are most democrats black
A: Black people are idiots.
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What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?
Unemployed.
Sheniqua was excited about her upcoming birthday.
She told her mother that uncle Leroy was going to take her to Florida for her birthday.
Her mother asked Leroy if this was true.
Leroy said "No. I told her when she turned seventeen I was goin to tampa with her."
A man on a beach sees a shark near a child in the shallows.
Ignoring personal safety, he dives in the water and, with his bare hands, kills the shark.
He brings the tot to shore and is met with tumultuous applause from spectators.
"Geez, mate" says a reporter "You should get a medal. What part of Australia are you from?"
Modestly our hero says: "Actually I'm from England."
The next days newspaper headline says "Pommy mongrel kills child's pet"