Q: What do you call a white guy with 5 black friends?
A: Coach!
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Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand?
A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
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Why arent black people affended by thes jokes?
Because they cant read.
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Q: Why can't white people swim?
A: Cause they get soggy.
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Q: Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam?
A: Because every time the seargeant said: "Get down!" they stood up and started dancing.
A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?
The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.
Why are black people good at basketball?
Because they run, shoot and steal.
How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore?
It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".
Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican?
A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.
Q: What's long and black and smells like shit?
A: The welfare line.
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
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