Q: What do you call a white guy with 5 black friends? A: Coach!
How do you find the population of Mexico? roll a penny down the street How do you find the richest person in Mexico? SEE WHO GOT THE PENNY!
What do Gary Glitter and Napalm have in common? Both can strip the clothes off a small Vietnamese child in under two seconds.
Remember the black guy from the Jetsons? Ain't the future great?
The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
Q: Why don't black people like asprin? A: They're sick of picking through cotton.
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
Why are black people so good at Basketball? Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
How do you starve a black person? Put their food stamps under a job application.
What do the KKK and Nike have in common? They both make a nigga run faster.
Rappers are like the pens at the bank. They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.