Q: What do you call a white guy with 5 black friends? A: Coach!
When a white person delivers an asian baby. White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
There was this Mexican guy, Black guy, and Asian guy all working for the same construction company. At the beginning of the day the boss calls a meeting with them about today's work. They were all pretty new, so they had to be assigned jobs He says to the Mexican guy, "You're in charge of the cement." He says to the Black guy, "You're in charge of the dirt." He says to the Asian guy, "You're in charge of the supplies." After delegating out all the responsibilities he says, "I'm gonna be back at the end of the day to check on your work. It better be good or you're all fired." The boss was quite serious and had a reputation for being shrewd. They immediately get to work. At the end of the day, the boss comes back and checks on their work. He looks at the big pile of cement and says, "Nice work," to the Mexican guy. He looks at the big pile of dirt and says, "Nice work," to the Black guy. He looks around and can't find the Asian guy anywhere so he asks, "Where the heck is that Asian guy?" All of a sudden, the Asian jumps out from behind the big pile of dirt and yells, "SUPPLIES!"
Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs? Because it says "No Tres-Passing"
Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales? To get all their stuff back.
Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet? A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.
How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator? A: The elevator can raise a child.
A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve. A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?" Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal? A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women? An inmate.