Q: What do you call a white guy with 5 black friends? A: Coach!
How do you tell when time is reversing? When a Jew drops a coin on the ground.
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?" Henry: "I don't know, why?" Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."
There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor. A white family lives on the top floor. A mexican family lives on the second floor. A nigger family lives on the botom floor. At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it. Which family lived? The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.
How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore? It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".
What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog? A tourist.
Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews? A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.
The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.