Q: What do you call a white guy with 5 black friends? A: Coach!
Q: What do you call a bunch of black people running up a hill? A: Backed up sewage.
How does a black woman know when she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
Why are black peoples eyes red after sex? Pepper spray.
How do you kill 10,000 Mexicans? Throw a peso over a cliff. How do you kill 10,000 more? Tell them nobody got it.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a book? A book has papers.
Q: How do you get a black girl pregnant? A: Cum on a rock and let the flies do the rest.
Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white!
Black man walked into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where did you get it?" The parrot says, "Africa…"
What do u call a bunch of black buried up to their heads in dirt? Afro turf.