Q: What do you call a white guy with 5 black friends?
A: Coach!
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
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Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal?
A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
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Where's the safest place to be when a bunch of white guys are playing basketball?
Under the Hoop
Rappers are like the pens at the bank.
They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car?
A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
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What is a black persons's worst fear?
Child Support.
Q: What does a black person have that is white?
A: His owner!
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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
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