Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink? A: A terrorpist."
Do not be racist , be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
When terrorists feed their children, do they use the airplane method of "open wide" while making airplane noises? Or do they just smash it into their faces?
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Greek, The bankers are Swiss. In Hell: The cooks are English, The policemen are German, The mechanics are French, The lovers are Swiss, The bankers are Greek.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team? A: The New York Jets.
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey.
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a toilet? A: The toilet smells good when it gets cleaned.