"Mommie, Mommie....did you know that nurses can come apart..?"
"Well...no. What makes you say that..?"
"Because the other night, I overheard Daddy say that he screwed the ass off of a nurse..!"
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Mom was very upset when she found a bondage S&M magazine in her son's room.
She showed it to her husband when he got home.
He handed it back to her without a word.
She asked him, "Well, what do we do about this?"
"Well, whatever you do, don't spank him."
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What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"
After 20 years of marriage, a wife finds out that her husband had been f*cking her for the past 20 years with a dildo!
she is so angry she asks her husband to "Explain the dildo".
The husband replies "explain the kids?!"
The horrible moment when there's a really cute girls on the bus,
but you're too shy to start masturbating in front of everyone...
When you are in Hospital, your friends ask: "Hey, how are you dear?"
But your best friend ask: "Hey buddy, how is the nurse?"
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My colleague said to me, "I bet you can't see your dick when you look down in the shower."
"No, just your daughter's head," I replied.
Q: What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
A: They both have balls just for decoration.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit?
Are you gonna eat that?
Q. Why doesn't Santa have any children?
A. Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.