Joke #5755

A little while later Johnny's dad hears a commotion coming from Johnny's bedroom, he rushes in and is horrified to see Johnny shagging his gran! Johnny just looks at him and says "not so funny when its your mum is it ?"
Vote:
has 67.89 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: dirty

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

What do you call a blonde with pig tails? A blowjob with handlebars.
Vote:
has 49.00 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty
There once was a girl named Pinkie who desired to have a little inky, when the notion of the motion was planted, in her dinky little head. With her butt in the air, while the man in the sidecar tattooed her derriere 100 miles per hour down I 45 to bike fest. Drunk and stupid and would not listen, smeared beyond recognition, she said it was Tinker Bell but we couldn't tell O well.
Vote:
has 33.28 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: dirty, driving, drunk, poems, stupid
Mr. Smith's wife has been in a coma for four months. The nurses have come to realise that she moves every time they wash her crotch area. The doctors think hard about this. They bring in Mr. Smith and say that they have a good idea. Perhaps if he practices oral sex with her she will wake out of the coma. Mr. Smith would do anything so he asks for some privacy. He soon rushes out saying: "I think she's choking!"
Vote:
has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Two doctors are having s*x, he says to her, "You must be a surgeon, you washed your hands before and after." She replies, "Well you must be an anesthetist, because I didn't feel a f*cking thing!"
Vote:
has 79.18 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Been chatting to a 14 yr old on the internet. She is funny, s*xy and flirty. Now she tells me she is an undercover cop. How cool is that at her age!
Vote:
has 61.50 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt
Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
Vote:
has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: cop, dirty, sex, stupid, Yo mama
When you are in Hospital, your friends ask: "Hey, how are you dear?" But your best friend ask: "Hey buddy, how is the nurse?"
Vote:
has 69.55 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: dirty, friendship, hospital, nurse
When Viagra first came out my wife and I decided to give it a go to see what all the fuss was about. I popped the pill and waited the 15 minutes and then it was on for young and old. We timed the performance to the minute and it all finally subsided at 3 hours and 17 minutes. I asked the missus what she thought and she simply stated that she couldn't understand what all the hype was about for an extra 17 minutes...
Vote:
has 55.37 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, time, viagra, wife
Knock Knock. Who's There? Justin. Justin who? Your justin time to wipe my ass!
Vote:
has 46.00 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock, sex
A lady puts an ad in the paper that reads: "Recently single and looking for a man that will not run away, not hit me and treat me right in the bedroom." One day her door bell rings and there is a man with no arms and no legs at the door. He says: "I am here to answer your ad in the paper. I have no arms so I will not hit you and no legs so I cannot run away." She says: "What about the good in bed part?" He says: "How do you think I rang the doorbell?"
Vote:
has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dirty