What is difference between woman and condom? None :-) Both of them spend more time in your wallet...than on your d*ck !
Can I dock my rocket at your space station?
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design. First was a butcher, with smart wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit, Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole, Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvet, he lined it within, Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without, Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, threw in a fish and gave it a smell, Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee, he touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee, Last was a sailor, dirty little runt, he sucked it and fucked it, and called it a cunt.
Q: How do you circumcise a whale? A: With four skin-divers.
Knock Knock. Who's There? Justin. Justin who? Your justin time to wipe my ass!
Q: Why do black women lose their hair at an early age? A: From all of the hair pulling during rape.
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
Q: Why would a blonde wear green lipstick? A: Because red means Stop.
Two friends talk: "Hi, what are you doing?" "Not much, writing a Valentine's Day greeting card." "Why are you writing it with your left hand? Are you left-handed?" "No, I just can't let my right hand to see it. It's a surprise for it."
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.