Nobody is born cool. Except of course, dead babies.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?
You can't fuck a table.
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How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it’s head.
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Q: How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof?
A: Depends on how thin you slice them.
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Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
A: He heard the snow blower coming.
Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender?
A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
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What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday?
A dead puppy!
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What is the difference between a hippie girl and a muslim girl?
The hippie girl gets stoned before have sex.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends how hard you throw them.
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Q: Why is Santa always so jolly?
A: He knows where all the naughty girls live.