Nobody is born cool. Except of course, dead babies.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?
You can't fuck a table.
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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?
A man says to his wife, "Get ready you, me & the dog are going fishing."
Wife says, "I dont want to go."
Man gives her 3 choices, fishing, blow job or take it up the a*se.
Wife pick blow job.
After she sucking for a while she says, "It tastes like sh*t.
Man says, "I know, dog didnt want to go fishing either."
Two girlfriends meet again after a few years.
One is pushing around a baby buggy.
The first girlfriend looks at the baby and is perplexed.
"Black skin? Blue slit eyes? A blonde afro? How did you do that?"
Murmurs the other woman.
"Damn gangbang! At least he doesn't bark!"
Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
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Q: Whats the difference between Niagara and Viagra?
A: Niagara Falls.
Q: Why all men say "Ladies first"?
A: They want to watch their asses.
Babe when I die I want you to cremate me, pour my ashes into a bowl of chili, and eat me just so I can tear that ass up one more time!
What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life?
You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.