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Mom can i buy some heels?
No.
Mom can i buy a bra?
No.
Mom can i buy a dress?
No.
Mom can i buy a barbie doll?
No. You never let me buy anything!
Shut up, Justin.
There was a guy that was sick he went to the doctor and said "Doctor I have a fever”"
The doctor said, "you will have to take 4 spoons of the medicine."
The sick one said, "but doctor, I only have 3 spoons what shall I do?"
I'm actually glad that 2 Chainz mentions his name at the begin of every song.
It gives me time to change the radio station.
Me: "I'm finally happy!"
Life: "Lol, wait a sec."
What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life?
You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
Lebron better than Jordan?
Ha! Yea right.
Talk to me when Lebron saves the looney tunes from an alien race.
Jesus said to John, "Come forth and receive eternal life."
He came fifth and received a toaster.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
Don’t steal, don’t lie and don’t cheat.
The government hates competition.
You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts...
Man, and do you have life?
OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
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