Joke #1842

I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist.
Vote:
has 36.10 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: life

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Q: What is height of forgetfulness? A: Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
Vote:
has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: life
The government shutdown has officially lasted longer than any of Taylor Swift's relationships.
Vote:
has 70.45 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: life, political, relationship
A man walks into work with two black eyes. His boss asks what happened. The man says, "I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her crack, so I pulled it out. She turned around and punched me square in the eye." "Where did you get the other shiner?" the boss asks. "Well," the man says, "I figured she preferred it in the crack, so I pushed it back in."
Vote:
has 79.63 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: church, life, work
How do you caculate the population of Russia? You roll a bottle of vodka down the street.
Vote:
has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, life
At a all-you-can-eat restaurant Josh came back to the table, his plate full for the fifth time. “Josh!” exclaimed his mother. “Doesn’t it embarrass you that people have seen you go up to the buffet table five times?” “Not a bit,” said Josh, “I just tell them I’m filling up the plate for you!”
Vote:
has 83.11 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: life
Lebron better than Jordan? Ha! Yea right. Talk to me when Lebron saves the looney tunes from an alien race.
Vote:
has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, sport
"Today, I saw a homeless men living in a tyre. So I did good deed and punctured it." "How is that a good deed?" "He is now living in a flat."
Vote:
has 79.63 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: life
Q: What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? A: You can unscrew a light bulb.
Vote:
has 80.34 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: life, light bulb, women
What do you call hemorrhoids on a fag? Speed bumps.
Vote:
has 56.30 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: gay, life
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life she asked him how he managed for sex. "What's that?" he asked. She explained to him what sex was and he said, "Oh, I use a hole in the trunk of a tree." Horrified, she said, "Tarzan, you have it all wrong. I'll show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes, laid down on the ground and spread her legs wide. "Here," she said, "You must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick, right in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that for?" "Checking for bees!" said Tarzan.
Vote:
has 79.86 % from 1414 votes. More jokes about: animal, life, sex