Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
Yo Mama so old... She sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade.
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
Yo mamma’s so fat, that if you throw her out the window people will start screaming: Look, a flying saucer!