Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."
Yo mama so poor a man broke in her house a gave her money.
Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"
Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.