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9/11 victims. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.
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A: Shove a tampon and see if all of the cotton is picked.
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Q: What is the point of Jewish football?
A: To get the quarter back
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What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law?
There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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Mother, "How was school today, Patrick?"
Patrick, "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"
Mother, "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"
Patrick, "What school?"
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A guy dies whilst making love to his wife.
A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, "Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I do with it?"
The wife replies, "Cut it off and shove it up his arse!"
The undertaker does as he is told.
On the day of the funeral the wife visits her husband for the last time and sees a tear rolling down his face, so she whispers in his ear, "It fucking hurts doesn't it!"
How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred?
On the fingers!
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A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.
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Q: Why do old Jews have outhouses?
A: Because their afraid of the showers.
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Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?
A: I haven't seen you for a year!
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Hey dad, how do you feel about abortion?
"Ask your sister"
"I don't have a..."
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