Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.
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Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients?
They hid their own eggs!
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Since it started to rain, my wife can't stop looking through the window.
If it will start pouring down, I'm afraid I will have to let her inside.
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A Mexican and a nigga are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
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There are four people from different counties on the Empire State Building. One is Japanese, one is French, one is Mexican, and one is American.
They all want to throw something off the building that they have a lot of in their country.
The Japanese guy goes first. He throws off sushi.
There is a lot of sushi in my country.
Next is the French guy. He throws off a condom.
There is too much love in my country.
Next is the Mexican. He throws off a taco.
There is too much taco in my country.
Next goes the American. He looks around him and picks the Mexican up and throws him of the building and says:
There are too much Mexicans in my country.
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Two kids were talking together.
First: "My daddy is so tall that he can touch the clouds in the sky with his hands."
Second: "That is excellent. Does your daddy touch something soft and downy?"
First: "Yes, of course."
Second: "Those are my daddy's testicles."
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Doctor to patient: "Why are you nervous?"
Patient: "Because this is the first item I am going to have An operation."
Doctor: "But I am not nervous though this is going to be my first operation."
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W: Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
A: Everywhere.
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What rule could stop HIV in Africa?
Sex after dinner only.
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Why did Osama Bin Laden kill his wife?
When she spread her legs he saw bush.
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I saw a man with one arm shopping in a second hand store.
I thought "You are never going to find here what you are looking for"...
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