What rule could stop HIV in Africa?
Sex after dinner only.
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I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today.
I had to drop the bomb two or three times before she finally got it.
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A Georgian man sits in the dock at the court, with his neck bended down.
The judge: "Why did you rape the girl?"
"I liked her."
"Why did you raped the boy?"
"I liked him."
"Sir, why don't you look to my eyes when you talk to me?"
"I'm afraid I'll like you…"
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Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?
A: I haven't seen you for a year!
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How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred?
On the fingers!
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Q: How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof?
A: Depends on how thin you slice them.
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I got in trouble during high school for masturbating in the showers.
Apparently it completely ruined the trip to Auschwitz.
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I'm so broke, I don't even get excited when I find money because I'm sure I owe it to someone.
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What's pink and spits?
A baby in a frying pan.
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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish.
After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns.
Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news.
She opens the door and hears Fred sing:
"Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"
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Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village?
Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!
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