What rule could stop HIV in Africa?
Sex after dinner only.
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A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly.
Lorraine dies suddenly.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
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A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away.
As the pallbearers carry the casket out, they accidentally bump into a wall.
They hear a faint moan.
They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.
She lives for 10 more years and then dies.
They have another funeral for her. At the end of the service, the pallbearers carry out the casket.
As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch out for the wall!"
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What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals?
A bus load of babies on fire.
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Come on guys, I think we are a little tough on pedophiles, they have a hard time fitting in.
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"I'm going to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage. But it is just a formality."
"Who told you that?"
"Gynecologist."
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Awwww, kids. They blow up so fast...
Get it, kids grow up so fast.
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Q: What is the worst thing an emergency doctor can tell you after admitting your MIL?
A: Sir, we were able to save her!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Allahu Akbar.
Allahu AK-
BOOM!!!
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Q: Why does Luke Skywalker always ask for favors?
A: Because he needs someone to lend a hand.
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What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday?
He ate himself.
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