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What rule could stop HIV in Africa? Sex after dinner only.
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The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. "For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful."
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Q: What happened to Jesus when he said "Catch me outside, how bout dat"? A: He got crucified
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What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A cherry float.
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So a little kid and a child molester start walking into a forest. They keep walking for what seems like hours, and it gets darker and darker and darker, and the forest gets deeper and deeper and deeper. The kid turns to the child molester and he says "Gee mister, it sure is scary out here!" The child molester says "How do you think I feel, kid? I'm gonna have to walk out of this forest by myself!"
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They say the surest way to a man's heart is through the stomach. But personally, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
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Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over.
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Q: What is the worst thing an emergency doctor can tell you after admitting your MIL? A: Sir, we were able to save her!
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First cannibal: "Come and have dinner in our but tonight." Second cannibal: "What are you having?" First cannibal: "Hard-boiled legs."
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