What rule could stop HIV in Africa?
Sex after dinner only.
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Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard?
Shut up, and give me more bullets.
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"Ma'am," he explained, "any tie will make blue eyes stand out if you tie it tight enough."
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
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Q: Why doesn't Mexico have any teams competing in the Olympics?
A: Because all of the Mexicans that can run, swim, and jump have left the country.
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Q: Why did cow cross road?
A: To find to the udder side.
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Q: How do you get a black out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.
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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.
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