What rule could stop HIV in Africa?
Sex after dinner only.
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Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones?
Because they're hand made.
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A: Both their moms are going to kill them!
How do you make a baby drink?
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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish.
After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns.
Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news.
She opens the door and hears Fred sing:
"Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"
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Girl: "Do you believe in puppy love?"
Boy: "I tried it once, but their assholes are too small."
A woman is speaking to her friend, ‘My husband has got one foot in the grate.’
‘Don’t you mean one foot in the “grave”?’ says the friend.
‘No,’ replies the woman.
‘He wants to be cremated.’
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Do you remember how everyone was trying to kill Osama Bin Laden?
Well, since all of our presidents seem to get shot, why we just didn't make Bin Laden president.
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I wish I could see things from your point of view, unfortunately I can't stick my head that far up my ass.
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W: Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
A: Everywhere.
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