What rule could stop HIV in Africa?
Sex after dinner only.
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They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history.
At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.
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What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea?
A good start.
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I walked passed a burnt out building with a broken sign saying "Fireworks".
How right they were.
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What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape?
The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ?
A Pedophiles ass.
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Q: What happens if your dishwasher stops working?
A: You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
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The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
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How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day?
You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.
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What's the difference between a police officer and a bullet?
When a bullet kills someone else, you know it's been fired.
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Crocodiles are easy.
They try to kill and eat you.
People are harder.
Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.
- Steve Irwin (1962 - 2006)
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