What do you call of 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
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What's pink and chunky?
A baby with leprosy.
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Q: How do Asians name their babies?
A: They throw a can down the stairs.
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"Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place?"
"He was sacked for making a grave mistake."
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How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred?
On the fingers!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Allahu Akbar.
Allahu AK-
BOOM!!!
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A: How do children in Baghdad do?
A: Bombastically.
First cannibal: "I can't find anything to eat!"
Second cannibal: "But the jungle's full of people."
First cannibal: "Yes, but they're all very unsavory."
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In order to help jump-start the U.S. economy, the INS has announced that this year they will stop focusing on illegal aliens, and begin the deportation of retired people.
It's predicted that this will not only help lower health care entitlement costs, but it turns out that retirees are much easier to catch.
Plus, they rarely can remember how to get back home.
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What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman?
A baby with a black eye!
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Come on guys, I think we are a little tough on pedophiles, they have a hard time fitting in.
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