What do you call of 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? An invalid.
I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake. A bittersweet victory.
Q: What's red, white, and cries a lot? A: A baby with a razor!
How did the tugboat get AIDS? It was rear-ended by a ferry.
"Excuse me, how do I get to the hospital quickly?" "Just stand in the middle of the road for a while."
Q: What is brown, small, and smells of caramel? A: A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.
Q: What's the only thing faster than a black man running away with your TV? A: His son running away with your VCR.
I have to be honest, I am English myself but some of the American jokes on this site just completely ruin it for me. I mean, what the shit happened on the ninth of November anyway?