What do you call of 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender!
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I just ended a long-term relationship today.
I'm not too bothered, it wasn't mine.
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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island.
After one month the woman says:
"I can not proceed in this way."
And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they dig up the woman.
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How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
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Q: What does FUBU really stand for?
A: Farmers used to buy us.
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On the day of my big job interview I woke up late.
Frantically I threw on a suit.
"OH NO!" I thought. "MY TIE! My Dad was out of town and wasn't there to help me, and for the life of me, I did not know how to tie a tie!"
I grabbed a tie and ran out the door.
"Excuse me sir," I said to the crossing guard, "I have an important job interview, can you please help me make this tie?!"
"Sure," said the guard, "just lie down on this bench."
Well if someone was going to help me I wasn't going to ask any questions.
After he finished and the tie looked good I just had to ask why I had to lie down.
"Well in my previous job I learned how to tie ties on other people when they were lying down." he replied.
"What was your previous job?" I asked incredulously.
"I ran a morgue." was the reply.
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Came out the gym the other day and cop asked me how I got that body.
I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the trunk and there she was"
Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
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What's red and crawls up your leg?
A homesick miscarriage.
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Q: What is the worst thing about a vegetable?
A: Spitting them back up in a wheelchair.
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