What do you call of 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.
Europe to Iceland: Why did you send us volcanic ash? Our airspace has shut down. Iceland: What? That's what you asked for isn't it? Europe: NO! We said cash! CASH! Iceland: Woooops...
Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson
How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos - make a dipping and snacking motion.
Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor? A: Not cool.
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
Q: What happened to Jesus when he said "Catch me outside, how bout dat"? A: He got crucified
What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hit was The Wall.
They say the surest way to a man's heart is through the stomach. But personally, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.