Anal sex is like your first car - you dont really want it, but your dad gave it to you anyways.
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None!
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Knock Knock
Whose there?
9/11
9/11 who?
I thought you said you would never forget.
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Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history?
Hitler.
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What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag?
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Allahu Akbar.
Allahu AK-
BOOM!!!
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What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ?
A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
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