Anal sex is like your first car - you dont really want it, but your dad gave it to you anyways.
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There were four people on a plane.
One of them, the Pilot.
The other was the president of the United States –Obama, The oldest man in the world, and a little boy.
The plane was about to crash and the only option for survival was to jump!
But there were only three parachutes.
The Pilot took a parachute and said, "I'm the pilot, so I should get a parachute."
And he jumped off.
Then Obama grabs a and jumps saying, "Since I'm the president, I get one too!"
And he jumps.
The little boy then grabs a parachute and hands it to the old man.
The man declines, saying, "No, boy, take it. I'm too old anyway."
The boy answers, "What? No! Obama took my back-pack!"
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Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid?
A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
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I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today.
I had to drop the bomb two or three times before she finally got it.
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Black humour is like a pair of legs.
Not everyone has it.
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Q: Why did Hitler kill himself?
A: He saw his gas bill.
An apple and a black person both fall off a tree at the exact same time who hits the ground first?
The apple because the rope catches the black person.
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Patient: "Doctor, my son has swallowed a pen. What can I do?"
Doctor: "Use a pencil till I come to see your son."
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Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
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Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide?
He got himself into a real stew.
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Q: How do you get a Jew to win a race?
A: Drop a quarter at the finish line.
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