Anal sex is like your first car - you dont really want it, but your dad gave it to you anyways.
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How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day?
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Take your foot off of it’s head.
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There is nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
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How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
Stick a javelin through it's head.
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The best thing after an intensive argument is the peace-sex.
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Mother: "But he is a lazy guy and heavy-drinker!"
Father: "But you have to start with something!"
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So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.
Boy "Hey mister its getting dark out and I'm scared."
Man "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone."
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Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker?
He wanted a balanced meal.
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