Joke #5917

A family walks into a hotel and the father goes to the front desk and he says "I hope the porn is disabled." The guy at the desk replies. "It's just regular porn you sick fuck."
Vote: has 80.60 % from 161 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

I stopped a girl in the street last night and handed her a rape alarm and some pepper spray. She looked confused and said, "What are these for?" I started unbuttoning my jeans and replied, "I like a challenge."
Vote: has 69.79 % from 726 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty
Two doctors are having s*x, he says to her, "You must be a surgeon, you washed your hands before and after." She replies, "Well you must be an anesthetist, because I didn't feel a f*cking thing!"
Vote: has 78.75 % from 141 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty
What's the rudest type of Elf? The GofuckyoursElf.
Vote: has 61.39 % from 48 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty
What kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees!
Vote: has 59.79 % from 40 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty
I like your style I like your class but most of all i like your ass.
Vote: has 67.34 % from 43 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: beauty, dirty, poems
A big city doctor visits an Indian tribe full of men, he asks "How do you guys relieve your sexual tension?" "Simple, just come down to the river tomorrow and we'll show you." The next day the doctor shows up and sees a group of men near a donkey. One man says "Since you're our guest you get to go first." The doctor not wanting to go against custom starts to kiss, then proceeds to have sex with the donkey. Then a man in the group asks "Are you almost done Doc?" "We need the donkey to cross the river in order to get to the tribe of women."
Vote: has 80.40 % from 1804 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, dirty, doctor, sex, women
Two guys are in a bar. "Hey, I've got an idea -- let's play 'Twenty Questions!'" "'Twenty Questions?' How do you play?" "You ask me questions and try to guess what I'm thinking of." "Okay. But you have to write down what you're thinking of so I know you're not cheating." The man agrees, and writes down 'moosecock' on a small piece of paper. "Okay, I got a question. Does it taste good?" "Uhh...I guess so." "Is it moosecock?"
Vote: has 67.06 % from 140 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: bar, dirty
Knock Knock. Who's There? Justin. Justin who? Your justin time to wipe my ass!
Vote: has 52.23 % from 45 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock, sex
Jimmy was staring at a dog in the park whilst the dog was licking himself in inappropriate parts and said to his dad, "I wish I could do that." Jimmy's dad looked down at Jimmy and said, "Maybe if you ask the dog nicely, he might let you!"
Vote: has 69.89 % from 63 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty
What do a rattlesnake and a soft penis have in common? You can't f**k with either one.
Vote: has 58.51 % from 24 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, dirty