Joke #5936

Why don't black people go on cruises? They already fell for that shit once before.

When terrorists feed their children, do they use the airplane method of "open wide" while making airplane noises? Or do they just smash it into their faces?

There was three Mexicans walking down the street when three old white guys approached them. The first white man said: Whats up wet backs. The first mexican said: I am not wet, I am just greasy from stealing car parts. The second old man said: What the hells that smell, smells like beanery. The second Mexican replies: It don't smell like beanery, we just got back from taco bell. The third mexican says: YaYA, amigo, we just got back from Taco Bell. The third white guys says: I was talking to the bean, not the whole damn burrito.

A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.

Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet? A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.

How does a girl from Harlem practice safe sex? She locks the car doors.

Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican. The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane." The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country" The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country". The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"

Q: Why did the black person fill uncomfortable? A: Because he was surrounded by crackers.

A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve. A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?" Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"

Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."