Joke #5936

Why don't black people go on cruises? They already fell for that shit once before.

Q: What's the difference between a working white man and a working black man? A: The White man is working legally.

Q: What's Mexicans favorite video game. A: Borderlands.

I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors. I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.

What's the problem with an Asian pet store? There's always a kitchen in the back.

My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman working on the top of a cliff. The Englishman said, "If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off this cliff." The Scotsman said, "If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The Irishman said, "If I have ham tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The next day, the Englishman had cheese, the Irishman had ham, and the Scotsman had jam. So they all jumped. At the funerals, the wives of the Scotsman and Englishman said, "Why didn't they just tell us they didn't like their sandwiches?" The Irish lady said, "I don't know why my husband jumped off the cliff. He made his own sandwiches."

John Leslie has been accused of raping a disabled black girl on Blue Peter. He blamed it on dyslexia & said he thought the script said, use sticky black spastic.

Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented? A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.

Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? A: Neighbour.

Q: Why do niggers wear those big wide brim hats? A: To keep the birds from shitting on their lips.