Why don't black people go on cruises? They already fell for that shit once before.
How does a girl from Harlem practice safe sex? She locks the car doors.
Sheniqua was excited about her upcoming birthday. She told her mother that uncle Leroy was going to take her to Florida for her birthday. Her mother asked Leroy if this was true. Leroy said "No. I told her when she turned seventeen I was goin to tampa with her."
Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby? It's annoying when it comes out black.
Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws? Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.
Why did the white chocolate was invented? So niggers can get dirty!
Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man? A: The rest of his family.
The travelin' Texan picked up a sweet young thang in a bar and after several rounds, ordered the biggest steaks they had. Later, they retired to his room, naturally the largest in the hotel. As they undressed, he said, "I'm from Fort Worth, Texas, and we have the biggest of everything." The girl only nodded and smiled. As they began to make love, he exclaimed, "Golleeeee, lil' Lady! What part of Texas y'all from?"