Joke #5936

Why don't black people go on cruises? They already fell for that shit once before.
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An old Jewish man gets on the subway in New York and sees a priest. He notices the white collar, and decides to ask what it’s about. "Why do you wear your collar backwards?" The old Jewish man asks. The Priest, being polite, responds, "Well, Sir, because I’m a father." "I am a father too, but I wear my collar normal." "Yes," the Priest begins, "but I am father of many." The old Jewish man shakes his head. "I have 8 children, and so many grandchildren I don’t know most their names, and still my collar isn’t backwards." The priest, aggitated, slams his fist in his palm "Sir! I am the father of hundreds!" The elderly Jewish man, beweildered, stands to get off the subway, and leans over to the priest "Mister, maybe you should start wearing your pants backwards."
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Gods walking around heaven taking a stroll and sees a little black baby all sad and depressed sitting on a curb, God asks him whats wrong the black boy says i wanna be a angel, so God snaps his fingers and the boy gets wings he is all excited, and he says am i an angel? God says NO NIGGA YOU A BAT!
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Once you go asian you never miss an equation.
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Q:What's black on top of white? A: Rape Q:What's white on top of black? A: Society
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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: The slow ones are in jail.
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I've got this black friend... just kidding.
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Q: What's the difference between jews and boyscouts? A: Boyscouts come back from their camp.
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Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
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What do you call Black people running down a hill? Jail break.
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How can you tell a black guy has been on your computer? It's not there.
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