Why don't black people go on cruises? They already fell for that shit once before.
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Greek, The bankers are Swiss. In Hell: The cooks are English, The policemen are German, The mechanics are French, The lovers are Swiss, The bankers are Greek.
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
How do you kill 10,000 Mexicans? Throw a peso over a cliff. How do you kill 10,000 more? Tell them nobody got it.
Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit? A: The defendant.
Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
Q: What do you call a black light? A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
Q: How many white people does it take to clean a toilet? A: None, that's a nigger's job.
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.