Why don't black people go on cruises? They already fell for that shit once before.
Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler? Usain bolt can finish a race...
There is a nigger and a Mexican in a car. Who is driving? Nethier, the cop is.
Q:Where does a mexican shop for books? A: Borders
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.
Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says "Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $100." The one says to the other, "should we do it?" The other says "NO!! Are you crazy?" The first guy replies "Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars... I'm gonna do it." So he walks in to the church, and little while later, he walks back out. The friend says "well, did you get the money?" He replies "Oh that's all you people think about, isn't it?"
Q: Have you ever seen a black person on the jetsons? A: NO. Looks like a good future doesn't it?
What do you get when you cross a brassiere with Texas? Playtex.
How do you remove one thousand flies in one motion? Slap a Kenyan in the face.
When a white person delivers an asian baby. White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
What do you call ten million black people jumping out of a plane? Night time.