Joke #5936

Why don't black people go on cruises? They already fell for that shit once before.
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There was this Mexican guy, Black guy, and Asian guy all working for the same construction company. At the beginning of the day the boss calls a meeting with them about today's work. They were all pretty new, so they had to be assigned jobs  He says to the Mexican guy, "You're in charge of the cement."  He says to the Black guy, "You're in charge of the dirt."  He says to the Asian guy, "You're in charge of the supplies."  After delegating out all the responsibilities he says, "I'm gonna be back at the end of the day to check on your work. It better be good or you're all fired." The boss was quite serious and had a reputation for being shrewd. They immediately get to work.  At the end of the day, the boss comes back and checks on their work. He looks at the big pile of cement and says, "Nice work," to the Mexican guy. He looks at the big pile of dirt and says, "Nice work," to the Black guy. He looks around and can't find the Asian guy anywhere so he asks, "Where the heck is that Asian guy?"  All of a sudden, the Asian jumps out from behind the big pile of dirt and yells, "SUPPLIES!"
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There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day. One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape
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Whats the only thing darker than a black man? His Future.
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What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.
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Q: What does a black person have that is white? A: His owner!
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Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black? A: Vinegar!
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Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand? A: Quatro Sinko.
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One day I was walking on the streets when I saw someone running. I stopped and asked them what happened, they said their neighbor lived in the dark and came today with black face.
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Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
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has 38.51 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: racist, white people, wine, women