Why don't black people go on cruises? They already fell for that shit once before.
What did the black woman name her 5 sons? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.
Q:Why can't Mexicans play Uno? A:They always steal the green cards.
Q: What travels at 200km's a hour? A: A Mexican hearing a dollar drop to the ground.
The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog? A tourist.
What’s black on the outside and green on the inside? A nigger that just ate some spinach.
Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because no one has told him he's black.
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.