Joke #5936

Why don't black people go on cruises? They already fell for that shit once before.

A Jewish boy asked his father "Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?" The father replied, "40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?"

Saw this bumper sticker in L.A. - "I'm not drunk, I'm Asian"

A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender. He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!" The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?" The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!" So they switch places. The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!" The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"

Q: Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? A: He thought he was melting.

Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler? Usain bolt can finish a race...

What do you call a mexican rolling in sand? A churro.

The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one’s gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign "Speedbird 206″: Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway." Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven." The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop. Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?" Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I’m looking up our gate location now." Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?" Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944 but I didn’t stop."

Q: What do you call a black light? A: A mixed person that shines too bright.

Q: What did Jesus tell the Mexicans just before he died? A: Act stupid until I get back.

Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented? A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.