How are crayons like people?
No one likes the white ones.
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What did God say when he created the first nigger?
Opps, I put the pubes on his head.
What repulsive thing can be found in a nigger's clothes?
The nigger.
A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way.
The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!"
A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet"
The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard."
The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet"
The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard."
The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"
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Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs?
A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss!
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Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children?
A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"
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Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
He had locomotives.
How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer?
It's not there...
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Why arent black people affended by thes jokes?
Because they cant read.
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Why are black people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
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