How are crayons like people? No one likes the white ones.
Why do nigger's have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much. Black people are great! Everyone should own one!
Q: What did the Mexican get for Christmas? A: My bike.
What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
Q: Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? A: Neither have they...
Q: How do you blindfold a Gook? A: You use dental floss.
How do you fit 54 Jews in a car? 2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.
What do you call a mexican having a shower? A miracle.
Two black men are walking down the street. They pass a shop that advertises "Be White For a Day! Ninety-nine cents!" The two guys decide to try it out and they look to see how much money they have. One guy has a dollar bill, and the other guy has exactly ninety-eight cents. They decide that the first guy will go in with the dollar, get his change and then give it to the second guy so he can go in. Problem solved. The first guy goes in, and after a few minutes, he comes out with white skin, kakhi slacks, a polo, and a golf cap. They laugh and admire his new race for a minute. Then the second guy says, "How about that penny?" The first guy yells, "GET A JOB!"