How are crayons like people?
No one likes the white ones.
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Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
Because no one has told him he's black.
Life is like a box of chocolates:
A lot of people can't stand the dark ones.
Q: Why did they invent white chocolate?
A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.
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Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: About 9 months.
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What do spongebob and an asian have in common?
They're both yellow and cant drive.
My dad was a complicated man.
He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know?
Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
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