How are crayons like people?
No one likes the white ones.
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Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal?
A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
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What do u call 4 mexicans sinking in quicksand?
Quatro,sinko.
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road?
A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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How do you know when an Asian has been in your house?
Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
What do you call a black guy in a suit?...
Guilty.
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Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place?
Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
One day a Jew was giving an Asian a blowjob, then, the Asian said do you have homework.
The Jew said no and they continued the blowjob.
Adam was waiting outside for a long time before he decided to walk in.
He walked in to find the Jew getting it up the bum.
Adam decided he wanted to get some action too, so he walked up and took a swing at the Asian.
The Asian died and then the Jew yelled Aluakbah and bombed everyone.
Note: they were all boys.
In Heaven:
The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Greek,
The bankers are Swiss.
In Hell:
The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Greek.
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
What really separates black people from society?
Prison.
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