How are crayons like people?
No one likes the white ones.
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Because no one has told him he's black.
Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?
There was only two vans.
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Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans.
I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
A: They're easier to spot.
When terrorists feed their children, do they use the airplane method of "open wide" while making airplane noises?
Or do they just smash it into their faces?
A man on a beach sees a shark near a child in the shallows.
Ignoring personal safety, he dives in the water and, with his bare hands, kills the shark.
He brings the tot to shore and is met with tumultuous applause from spectators.
"Geez, mate" says a reporter "You should get a medal. What part of Australia are you from?"
Modestly our hero says: "Actually I'm from England."
The next days newspaper headline says "Pommy mongrel kills child's pet"
Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: The slow ones are in jail.
Q: What do you get when you cross an alligator with a road runner?
A: A 100 mph nigger eater.
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I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine.
So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
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