How are crayons like people?
No one likes the white ones.
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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
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What did God say when he made the first black man?
"Damn, I burnt one."
Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet?
A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.
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Q: What happens when you spin an asian man on a swivel chair?
A: He gets disoriented!
A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.
What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind?
"Well, at least I'm not black."
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving?
"The cop!"
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Q: Why are there only two paulbears at a black guys funeral?
A: There are only two handles on a garbage can.
Why are black people & vending machines the same?
Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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