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How are crayons like people? No one likes the white ones.
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Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit? A: The defendant.
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A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender. He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!" The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?" The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!" So they switch places. The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!" The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
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Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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You are so black when I clicked on your profile pic I thought my phone died.
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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: The slow ones are in jail.
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How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
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What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
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I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.
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What do you call a pool filled with Black People? Coco Puffs.
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Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle? A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
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