what do you call a nigger woman having an abortion?
A crime stopper!
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On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white.
The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof.
Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof.
Next is the black guy's turn.
The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
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Q: How do u know a black person has been in your house?
A: Everything has gone.
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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill?
A Avalanche.
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Q: Whats the most worthless thing on a woman's body?
A: A Mexican.
People can be so easy to read.
Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed.
Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
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Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal?
A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
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Why don't black people go on cruises?
They already fell for that shit once before.
The travelin' Texan picked up a sweet young thang in a bar and after several rounds, ordered the biggest steaks they had.
Later, they retired to his room, naturally the largest in the hotel.
As they undressed, he said, "I'm from Fort Worth, Texas, and we have the biggest of everything."
The girl only nodded and smiled.
As they began to make love, he exclaimed, "Golleeeee, lil' Lady! What part of Texas y'all from?"
Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby?
It's annoying when it comes out black.
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Q: What do you use when white people tell you to erase their history?
A: White out.
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