what do you call a nigger woman having an abortion?
A crime stopper!
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Q: How does every black joke start?
A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
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What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner?
He hit his nose.
There's this black kid that goes to school and realizes teachers treat him differently than the white kids.
So, he goes home, paints himself white and shows his dad.
His dad beats the crud outta him.
He shows his mother, "Hey Ma, Look! I'm white!"
He gets beat by his mom too.
Lastly, he shows his Grandmother, "Grandma, Look! I'm white!
She beats him badly with her cane and sends him to his room.
Later, his dad comes into his room and asks, "Son, did you learn anything out of this?"
And the boy replies, "Duh! I've only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggers!"
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Black Jesus turns water into Kool-Aid.
What do you call a mexican having a shower?
A miracle.
Q: Why do Mexicans have such small steering wheels in their car?
A: So they can drive with handcuffs on.
Two girlfriends meet again after a few years.
One is pushing around a baby buggy.
The first girlfriend looks at the baby and is perplexed.
"Black skin? Blue slit eyes? A blonde afro? How did you do that?"
Murmurs the other woman.
"Damn gangbang! At least he doesn't bark!"
Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet?
Identification.
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Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles?
A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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