what do you call a nigger woman having an abortion? A crime stopper!
What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.
What the number one crime in asia? Identity theft.
Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo? Because there were only 2 vans.
What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
What do you call a mexican having a shower? A miracle.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a book? A book has papers.
I've got this black friend... just kidding.
Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck? A: A good days hunting.
How does a girl from Harlem practice safe sex? She locks the car doors.