what do you call a nigger woman having an abortion? A crime stopper!
What's the problem with an Asian pet store? There's always a kitchen in the back.
What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime? Nightfall.
Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? Under his work boots.
What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.
If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen? The first one would say its causing global warming. The second one would say its racist. The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
How do you hide your money from a mexican?
What do you call an Asian billionare. Cha Ching.
Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.
Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A: A victim.
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.