what do you call a nigger woman having an abortion?
A crime stopper!
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The world is like a jar of jelly beans.
Everybody hates the black ones.
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Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says "Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $100."
The one says to the other, "should we do it?"
The other says "NO!! Are you crazy?"
The first guy replies "Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars... I'm gonna do it."
So he walks in to the church, and little while later, he walks back out.
The friend says "well, did you get the money?"
He replies "Oh that's all you people think about, isn't it?"
Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: The slow ones are in jail.
I've got this black friend... just kidding.
Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill
A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.
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There is a nigger and a Mexican in a car. Who is driving?
Nethier, the cop is.
Q: What do you call a black man on the internet?
A: The dark web.
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What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark?
"Drop it nigger!"
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Q: What do you call a cremated black person?
A: 100% cocoa powder.
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