Joke #8780

what do you call a nigger woman having an abortion? A crime stopper!
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Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
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I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors. I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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Why shouldn't white people go swimming? Because crackers get soggy when wet.
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A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.
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Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs? A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.
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What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women? An inmate.
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Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.
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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because no one has told him he's black.
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Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames? A: A fire cracker.
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American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large supply of garbage from his recent stay at an apartment. After a long search, he just couldn't find any place to discard of it. So, he just went down one of the side streets to dump it there. Yet, he was stopped by a Moscow police officer, who said, "Hey you, what are you doing?" "I have to throw this away," replied the tourist. "You can't throw it away here. Look, follow me," the policeman offered. The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the cop, "dump all the garbage you want." The American shrugs, opens up the large bags of garbage, and dumps them right on the flowers. "Thanks for giving me a place to dump this stuff. This is very nice of you. Is this Russian courtesy?" asked the tourist. "No. This is the American Embassy."
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