what do you call a nigger woman having an abortion?
A crime stopper!
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Why is there no mexican olympics?
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.
Q: What do you call a baby Mexican?
A: A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!
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What do you call a school bus full of black people?
A rotten banana.
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Q: If a white baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it?
A: A Angel.
Q: If a black baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it?
A: A Bat.
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Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented?
A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
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So a jew, a homosexual and a black man walk into a bar.
The bartender says: "Get the fuck out!"
American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large supply of garbage from his recent stay at an apartment. After a long search, he just couldn't find any place to discard of it. So, he just went down one of the side streets to dump it there.
Yet, he was stopped by a Moscow police officer, who said, "Hey you, what are you doing?"
"I have to throw this away," replied the tourist.
"You can't throw it away here. Look, follow me," the policeman offered.
The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the cop, "dump all the garbage you want."
The American shrugs, opens up the large bags of garbage, and dumps them right on the flowers.
"Thanks for giving me a place to dump this stuff. This is very nice of you. Is this Russian courtesy?" asked the tourist.
"No. This is the American Embassy."
Yesterday, I failed my biology exam.
The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells."
Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
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Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: Two jews fighting over a penny.