My girlfriend always calls me a pedophile, and all I can think is "Wow that is a big word for a nine year old."
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He chases down the prostitute and says, "hey bitch, you gave me crabs".
She replies, "what'd you expect for ten bucks? Lobster?"
A willy is like a tree in your 20's its like a rock hard oak.
In your 30's & 40's its like a birch tree, flexible but reliable.
After your 50's its like a xmas tree, dead from the roots up & the balls are just there for decoration.
Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
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Teacher: "Who knows what is a difference between a snowman and snowwoman?"
Little Johnny: "Three snowballs!"
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Q: What’s an orgasm, Mom?
A: I don’t know… ask your father.
There's a faggot between Y and I on your keyboard... look!
Q: What do you get when you cross a elephant with a witch?
A: I don’t know but she will need a very large broom!