What's the best way to pick up a Jewish girl?
Bring a dustpan to Auschwitz
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He found himself in agonizing pain in the hospital's ICU, with tubes up his nose, wires monitoring every function and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him.
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Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your tits, then?"
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