What's the best way to pick up a Jewish girl? Bring a dustpan to Auschwitz
How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred? On the fingers!
What do u call a black priest? Holy shit.
My aunt died, God bless her, at a ripe old age of 104. We called her Aunt Tique.
Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?" Matthew: "I don't know. What?" Michael: "Candy corneas."
What does the cannibal do just after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass.
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
The judge asks the murderer: Why did you kill that old lady? For money.. But you got only 20 cents Yes, but killing five of them would already make a dollar.
Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging "WHY!?" Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says "I'm just fucking with you, it was born dead".
Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once? A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.