What's the best way to pick up a Jewish girl?
Bring a dustpan to Auschwitz
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Why did you kill that old lady?
For money..
But you got only 20 cents
Yes, but killing five of them would already make a dollar.
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One said to the other "I don't like your friend."
The other one said, "Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."
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A woman was asked to donate ten dollars.
"Ten dollars?" she said.
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It sure gave them something to chew over.
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I guess that was why several of us died of tuberculosis.
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Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
A: Because you can see right through them!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Allahu Akbar.
Allahu AK-
BOOM!!!
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A: Because everyone hates the black ones.
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Q: How do you know if a girl is pregnant?
A: Shove a tampon and see if all of the cotton is picked.
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