What's the best way to pick up a Jewish girl?
Bring a dustpan to Auschwitz
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After some days Dave had doubt and leaving supper he went to the dark room only to hear whispers from the other side of the window.
He pushes Natalie away goes near the window,unties his pant and put his arse facing the window.
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A: I don't know, I just like to hear them scream.
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