A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course.
One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course.
He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.
His friend says: "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man."
The man then "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
The worst place to have a heart attack is during a gama of cherades.
...Especially if the people you are playing with, are really bad guessers.
Vote:
What's brown and gurgles?
A baby in a casserole.
Vote:
What do spinach and anal sex have in common?
If you're forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
Vote:
What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ?
A Pedophiles ass.
Vote:
My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick.
No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
Vote:
What's funnier than cancer?
Most things, really.
Vote:
What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?
Vitamin bills!
Vote:
Two clones are on a roof.
One clone pushes the other clone off.
The next day the police arrest him for making an obscene clone fall.
Vote:
Smith was hit by a car, died, and went to heaven.
And everyone who goes to heaven has to work.
God went up to Smith, and said: Smith, you are going to make babies.
Here is this wheel, and every time you turn it, a baby will come out.
For hours, Smith spun the wheel at full speed, then he started to get tired.
As he was slowing down, a black baby came out...and Smith said: **** I better hurry because they are burning."
Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
So you can tell which ones are still alive.
Vote: