England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
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A: Cause they get soggy.
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Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris:
I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours.
Can you?
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Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
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What did the trampolinist say?
‘Life has its ups and downs, but I always bounce back.’
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Who was the last person to box Rocky Marciano?
His undertaker.
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Why are old socks good for golf?
Because they have eighteen holes.
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat.
He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft.
Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,"Are there any gators around here?!"
"Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!"
"Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore.
About halfway there he asked the guy,"How'd you get rid of the gators?"
"We didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber said.
"The sharks got 'em."