Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
I'll never understand how you can come up second in a biathlon. I mean – you've got a gun, haven't you?
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.