Q: What's the best thing about a blowjob from an Ethiopian? A: You know they'll swallow.
So this guy walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks dude where did you get that. And the parrot answers in Africa theres millions of them.
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
Q: How do you blindfold a Gook? A: You use dental floss.
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant? Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards
Q: Why are there only two paulbears at a black guys funeral? A: There are only two handles on a garbage can.
Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau.
Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."