Q: What's the best thing about a blowjob from an Ethiopian?
A: You know they'll swallow.
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A: They never get old.
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What do you call a school bus full of black people?
A rotten banana.
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I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.
Q: Why was the black baby crying?
A: He had diarea and thought he was melting.
What is a black persons's worst fear?
Child Support.
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
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A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
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"Hey, today we got the four of clubs.
A guy named Samir al-Aziz, a Ba'ath party bad guy.
And we now have the four of clubs, the five of clubs, the five of spades and the seven of diamonds.
I don't know what game they're playing at the White House, but today, when it was confirmed that we had the four of clubs, Condoleezza Rice had to take off her blouse."
Bill Maher "The Pentagon said this week that the war in Iraq has cost $20 billion so far.
The breakdown is operations: $10 billion; personnel: $6 billion; getting Bush re-elected: priceless."
Bill Maher "The president boasted at the top of his press conference that we have the support now of Britain and Spain for our attack on Iraq.
You know, when you want to make it perfectly clear to the world that you're not an imperialist, the people you want in your corner are Britain and Spain."
Bill Maher "Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles.
President Bush said, 'Please, I used to pull the same trick.
There'd be an intervention, I'd make a big show of pouring out the liquor and then there was a case under the floorboards.'" Bill Maher.