Q: What's the best thing about a blowjob from an Ethiopian?
A: You know they'll swallow.
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Under the Hoop
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A: Kids too lazy to steal.
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What's a mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross country.
What do you do if you see your TV floating?
Say " DROP IT NIGGA".
What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating?
Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
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Q: What do you call an African American documentary?
A: Planet of the Apes.
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A: A Jew with a coupon.
Three guys (Asian, American, and a Mexican) are on a hot air balloon trying to get back home.
Something punctured the hot air balloon so now its going down really fast.
The three guys decided to throw stuff that they don't need away so the balloon won't fall down too fast.
The Asian threw away rice and said, "I have a lot of this in my country."
The Mexican threw away beans and said, "I have a lot of this in my country."
The American threw over the Mexican.
The Asian was like, "Why did you do that for?"
The American said, "We have a lot of these in my country."
