Q: What's the best thing about a blowjob from an Ethiopian?
A: You know they'll swallow.
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Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman?
The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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White owl: who who.
Black owl: who dat who dat.
I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much.
Black people are great!
Everyone should own one!
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A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way.
The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!"
A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet"
The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard."
The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet"
The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard."
The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"
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What do you do if you see your TV floating?
Say " DROP IT NIGGA".
What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating?
Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
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Why do white people have pets?
Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...
Whats the simalarites between a fence and a white person?
They both get jumped by Mexican and black people
What do u call a bunch of black buried up to their heads in dirt?
Afro turf.