Q: What's the best thing about a blowjob from an Ethiopian? A: You know they'll swallow.
Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand? A: Quatro Sinko.
Why are black people good at basketball? Because they run, shoot and steal.
Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
Q: What do you call a violent minority? A: A thug. Q: What do you call a violent white guy? A: Officer.
The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one’s gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign "Speedbird 206″: Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway." Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven." The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop. Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?" Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I’m looking up our gate location now." Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?" Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944 but I didn’t stop."
Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house? A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They already fell for that shit once before.
Q: Whats faster than a black person with a TV? A: His brother with a VCR.
My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping. -_-
Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas? A: So they'll have something to unwrap.