Q: What's the best thing about a blowjob from an Ethiopian?
A: You know they'll swallow.
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Under the Hoop
Q: Whats the difference between a black person and an apple?
A: The apple falls from the tree.
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There are four people from different counties on the Empire State Building. One is Japanese, one is French, one is Mexican, and one is American.
They all want to throw something off the building that they have a lot of in their country.
The Japanese guy goes first. He throws off sushi.
There is a lot of sushi in my country.
Next is the French guy. He throws off a condom.
There is too much love in my country.
Next is the Mexican. He throws off a taco.
There is too much taco in my country.
Next goes the American. He looks around him and picks the Mexican up and throws him of the building and says:
There are too much Mexicans in my country.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
I thought I was real racist because I was liking those black men so black that if you looked at a picture of them, it looks like a negative.
Me: Staring contest. Go!
Me: O.O
Friend: -.-
Me: I win! You blinked! Haha
Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!
Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell?
They heard there was some crack in it.
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Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
Q: What do you call a bunch of black people together...
A: A pack of Gorillas.
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