How do you starve a black person?
Put their food stamps under a job application.
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A white man walks into a bar and says to a bartender "Hey nigger. Gimme a beer".
The bartender says "Don't say that to me. What happened if I said something like that to you?".
"The white man says "I don't know lets find out".
They switch places.
The black comes in and said "Hey honkey, gimme a f*ckin' beer".
The white man says "Sorry. We don't serve niggers"
Q: What's faster than the speed of light?
A: A jew passing Germany.
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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
I'm so tired of racial stereotypes.
Not every Arab makes bombs...some of them make Slurpees.
Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill
A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.
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Q: What do you call a fat black man laying down?
A: KitKat Chunky.
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How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed?
Kick his teeth in.
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My dad was a complicated man.
He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know?
Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV?
A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
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