How do you starve a black person?
Put their food stamps under a job application.
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Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once?
A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
Q: What happens when you cross a nigger with a Mexican?
A: A nigger that is to lazy to steal.
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What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on?
Asian girl's ass.
Why are asprins white? Because they work!
What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark?
"Drop it nigger!"
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On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white.
The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof.
Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof.
Next is the black guy's turn.
The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
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What did the black woman name her 5 sons?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.
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Q: Why some people are black?
A: Cause the iris diaphragm received much light.
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Why don't blacks have dreams anymore?
The last one who had a dream got shot.
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