How do you starve a black person?
Put their food stamps under a job application.
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What’s black with only one leg?
A lame nigger!
What the number one crime in asia?
Identity theft.
Q: What do you call a redneck virgin?
A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large supply of garbage from his recent stay at an apartment. After a long search, he just couldn't find any place to discard of it. So, he just went down one of the side streets to dump it there.
Yet, he was stopped by a Moscow police officer, who said, "Hey you, what are you doing?"
"I have to throw this away," replied the tourist.
"You can't throw it away here. Look, follow me," the policeman offered.
The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the cop, "dump all the garbage you want."
The American shrugs, opens up the large bags of garbage, and dumps them right on the flowers.
"Thanks for giving me a place to dump this stuff. This is very nice of you. Is this Russian courtesy?" asked the tourist.
"No. This is the American Embassy."
What do you call an Asian billionare.
Cha Ching.
Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto?
A: A victim.
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How do you find the population of a Mexican village?
Roll a quarter down the street.r
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one.
The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids?
A: Cocoa puffs.
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How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer?
It's not there...
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