How do you starve a black person?
Put their food stamps under a job application.
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Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!"
"I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!"
Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
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Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.
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Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb?
A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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How do they name Chinese baby's?
They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs?
Because it says "No Tres-Passing"
Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
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Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses?
Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
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