How do you starve a black person? Put their food stamps under a job application.
Why don't black people dream? Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
What's faster than a black guy running with a TV? His brother with the DVD player.
Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
What happens to black people after they die? Nigger Mortis.
What do you call a school bus full of black people? A rotten banana.
What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
School is like a boner, long and hard. Unless you're Asian...
Whats long and Black?? The KFC line.
I'm so tired of racial stereotypes. Not every Arab makes bombs...some of them make Slurpees.
Two black men are walking down the street. They pass a shop that advertises "Be White For a Day! Ninety-nine cents!" The two guys decide to try it out and they look to see how much money they have. One guy has a dollar bill, and the other guy has exactly ninety-eight cents. They decide that the first guy will go in with the dollar, get his change and then give it to the second guy so he can go in. Problem solved. The first guy goes in, and after a few minutes, he comes out with white skin, kakhi slacks, a polo, and a golf cap. They laugh and admire his new race for a minute. Then the second guy says, "How about that penny?" The first guy yells, "GET A JOB!"