How do you starve a black person?
Put their food stamps under a job application.
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Q: What do black people smoke?
A: Niggerettes.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a black person with a white person?
A: Bestiality.
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Whats long and Black??
The KFC line.
Q: What do you get when you cross an alligator with a road runner?
A: A 100 mph nigger eater.
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A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds.
It goes ching chong wu.
So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound.
Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river.
The black guy ask was that noise.
The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative.
See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun.
The black guy says let me try.
He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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Q: What do you call a bunch of black people running up a hill?
A: Backed up sewage.
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Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
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Three guys (Asian, American, and a Mexican) are on a hot air balloon trying to get back home.
Something punctured the hot air balloon so now its going down really fast.
The three guys decided to throw stuff that they don't need away so the balloon won't fall down too fast.
The Asian threw away rice and said, "I have a lot of this in my country."
The Mexican threw away beans and said, "I have a lot of this in my country."
The American threw over the Mexican.
The Asian was like, "Why did you do that for?"
The American said, "We have a lot of these in my country."
Q: How do you blindfold a Gook?
A: You use dental floss.