How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!
What the number one crime in asia? Identity theft.
How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
Q: How do u call an gay Indian guy. A: Indi-anus
Q: Whos the richest man in Mexico? A: The person who gets the penny.
Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
Q: How was copper wire invented? A: Two jews fighting over a penny.
Do not be racist , be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
Why arent black people affended by thes jokes? Because they cant read.
Two black men are walking down the street. They pass a shop that advertises "Be White For a Day! Ninety-nine cents!" The two guys decide to try it out and they look to see how much money they have. One guy has a dollar bill, and the other guy has exactly ninety-eight cents. They decide that the first guy will go in with the dollar, get his change and then give it to the second guy so he can go in. Problem solved. The first guy goes in, and after a few minutes, he comes out with white skin, kakhi slacks, a polo, and a golf cap. They laugh and admire his new race for a minute. Then the second guy says, "How about that penny?" The first guy yells, "GET A JOB!"