Q: What's the difference between 3 d*cks and a joke?
A: Your mom can't take a joke.
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Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
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