Q: What's the difference between 3 d*cks and a joke? A: Your mom can't take a joke.
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
Yo mama is so dirty when she jumped in the bath water the water jumped out and said "No I'm good."
Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
I don't know whats happening in this country. You've got school children dressing like whores and whores dressing like school children. Its a nightmare... you just don't know whether to carry sweets or money!
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to... unless your in prison.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." At this point, the third mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, let's go."
Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.