Q: What's the difference between 3 d*cks and a joke?
A: Your mom can't take a joke.
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violets are blue.
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your mums Facebook will do.
Yo mama's like a library, she's open to the public.
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First : "Can U put the word 'penis' in a sentence?"
Second: "Yo mama's pussy."
Yo momma's clitoris is as long as my dick.
Yo mama is so dirty when she jumped in the bath water the water jumped out and said "No I'm good."
Yo mama so fat, when your dad tried eating your mom's pussy his head stuck in.
Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.
Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"