Q: What's the difference between 3 d*cks and a joke? A: Your mom can't take a joke.
Yo mama is so dirty when she jumped in the bath water the water jumped out and said "No I'm good."
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
A man walks into his office box on a Monday morning. He checks his e-mails and sees one from his neighbor. it reads, "Do you have any naked photos of your wife?" Outraged the man replies, "NO I DO NOT!" Shortly after he receives a second e-mail from his neighbor. Expecting an apology he opens the e-mail. It reads, "Want to buy some?"
Roses are red lemons are sour. Open your legs and give me an hour.