Q: What's the difference between 3 d*cks and a joke?
A: Your mom can't take a joke.
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Little Billy, "Cause Every time I fuck ur mom she gives me a doughnut."
Yo mama's like a library, she's open to the public.
Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Pornhub is Down,
your mums Facebook will do.
Yo mama is so dirty when she jumped in the bath water the water jumped out and said "No I'm good."
Two men were talking:
First : "Can U put the word 'penis' in a sentence?"
Second: "Yo mama's pussy."
Yo momma's clitoris is as long as my dick.
Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.
Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.