Roses are red, violets are blue. Pornhub is Down, your mums Facebook will do.
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts... Man, and do you have life? OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
Yo mama is so old that when she walked out of a museum the alarm went off.
Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog.