Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Pornhub is Down,
your mums Facebook will do.
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Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
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yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
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Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
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You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts...
Man, and do you have life?
OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
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Yo mama is so old that when she walked out of a museum the alarm went off.
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Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
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My girlfriend has incredible sexual skills.
I almost had a heart attack when I saw the video!
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Someone figured out my password.
Now I have to rename my dog.
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