Roses are red, violets are blue. Pornhub is Down, your mums Facebook will do.
Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts... Man, and do you have life? OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
My girlfriend has incredible sexual skills. I almost had a heart attack when I saw the video!
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
Yo mama is so old that when she walked out of a museum the alarm went off.
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog.