Roses are red, violets are blue. Pornhub is Down, your mums Facebook will do.
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts... Man, and do you have life? OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
One day there were two men. One was driving a Mercedes Benz and the other was riding a horse, both waiting at the traffic light. The man in the Benz looked at the horse and noticed something different, that horse was not a normal horse. It was an electric horse and has 3 buttons in it if you press one button it moves forward, if you press the second button it moves faster and if you press the last button it will stop. The guy in the Benz was really impressed, so he asked the guy riding the horse if he wanted to trade the horse for the Benz, so he agreed. They did the trade and the guy riding the horse drove the Benz and went on his way but the other guy was still stuck in the traffic light trying to get the horse to move. He tried all the buttons but the horse does not seem to be moving so he called the horse owner and asked him if he can come back to show him how to move the horse. So the guy came back, he pressed all the buttons again but the horse still doesn't move. He noticed the horse's penis was up so he tells the other guy: "Ohh you forgot to release the handbrake!"
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.
Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog.