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The boy took a bath with bubbles.
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Bubbles was a man.
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Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles?
A: Because his wife died.
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Went to a Muslim birthday party the other day.
It was great fun, we blew up a bouncy castle and then had a really intense game of pass the parcel.
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John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital.
One day, John suddenly dived into the deep end of the swimming pool.
David jumped in and saved him, and the medical director came to know of his heroic act.
He immediately order David to be discharged from the mental hospital as he is OK.
Doctor: "We have good news and bad news for you, David. The good news is that we are going to discharge you because you have regained your senses, since you are able to jump in and save another patient you are now a normal person. The bad news is that, the patient Mr. John, whom you have saved, hung himself in the toilet, and died."
David: "Doctor, he didn’t hang himself. I hung him there to dry."
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Yesterday I accidentally hit a little kid with my car.
It wasn't serious — nobody saw me.
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Don't break anybody's heart - they have only one.
Break their bones - they have 206.
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What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art.
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Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
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Q: What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex?
A: Lefty.
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My aunt died, God bless her, at a ripe old age of 104.
We called her Aunt Tique.
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What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!
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