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The boy took a bath with bubbles.
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Bubbles was a man.
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I took my grandma to a fish spa center where the little fish eat your dead skin for only $45.
It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.
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Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces.
So too has his boot.
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Q: What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
A: There are twenty of them.
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Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
So you can tell which ones are still alive.
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Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust?
A: The cost.
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Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
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A man with no legs is lying on the beach, when three attractive blondes approach him. The first blonde says to him "I bet you've never been hugged before."
The legless man shakes his head.
Then the second blonde says, "I bet you've never been kissed before."
The legless man shakes his head again.
Then the third blonde says, "I bet you've never been fucked before."
The legless man says, "No."
The third blonde replies, "Well you are now because the tide is coming in!"
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Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
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What's pink and spits?
A baby in a frying pan.
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Funeral jokes are the best - they never die...
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