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The boy took a bath with bubbles.
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Bubbles was a man.
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Q: Where did OP go in the explosion?
A: Everywhere.
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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?
He was caught poaching.
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Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history?
Hitler.
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A blind man with a guide dog comes to a town square, takes the dog by the tail and starts whirling him around.
„What on earth are you doing?!" asks a passer-by.
The blind man replies, „Nothing, just looking around a bit."
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A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant.
After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: "Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers".
She replies: "Oh my god am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?"
To which he responds: "No, you've got bowel cancer."
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Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine.
I guess that was why several of us died of tuberculosis.
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"Doctor, please, my son ate some cement. What can I do?"
"First of all, don't give him anything to drink."
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Hey dad, how do you feel about abortion?
"Ask your sister"
"I don't have a..."
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The cannibals on the island Borneo have caught and after that have grilled one gypsy boy on a turnspit.
They had to turn him really quickly above the burning fire because at a slower speed of rotation he managed to steal the potatoes from the live coal.
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I took my grandma to a fish spa center where the little fish eat your dead skin for only $45.
It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.
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