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The boy took a bath with bubbles.
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Bubbles was a man.
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Q: What was Hitler's favorite drink?
A: Concentrated jews.
Daddy to his son:
I don't care if you are dating a black girl - they are all pink on the inside.
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What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday?
He ate himself.
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses.
He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
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A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant.
After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: "Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers".
She replies: "Oh my god am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?"
To which he responds: "No, you've got bowel cancer."
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How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
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Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy?
He did okay until his business fell off.
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Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep?
A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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Little Johnny was in Maths class when his teacher asked him:
"Johnny, if your Mother had to repay a loan of $100,000, and you gave her $50,000, what would she need to repay the loan?"
Johnny replied, "To repay the loan? $50,000 more. To stay alive? CPR."
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