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The boy took a bath with bubbles.
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Q: Why did hitter kill himself?
A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.
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What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
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Why do Mexicans eat beans for dinner?
So they can take bubble baths.
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What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law?
There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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An old couple is at a fair an the old man sees a helicopter ride for $50.
The old man asks his wife, "I don't have much time left. Can I take I ride in one of them helicopters?"
His wife responds, "Oh well that's way too expensive."
The man running the helicopter rides as a pilot hears their conversation and makes them a deal.
"Hey, I'll take you on a ride for free, but you can't make one sound. If you do, then you have to pay $50." says the pilot.
The couple climbs in the helicopter.
The pilot takes off and does awesome tricks with the helicopter.
The couple never made a sound.
The pilot lands the helicopter and says, "Wow, impressive, usually people make so much noise on these rides."
The old man says, "Well, I almost made a noise when my wife fell out of the helicopter, but these rides are too expensive."
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Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine.
I guess that was why several of us died of tuberculosis.
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Q: What has 2 arms, 3 legs, and 4 feet?
A: The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
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Woman patient: "Doctor I was suffering so much that I wanted to die."
Doctor: "You did the right thing to call me."
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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender!
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Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor?
A: Not cool.
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