Want to hear a clean joke?
The boy took a bath with bubbles.
Want to hear a dirty joke?
Bubbles was a man.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
A guy wasn’t feeling well and went to the doctor for a check up.
He did the tests and waited.
After a while, the doctor came in with the results.
"Unfortunately, I have very bad news! You’re seriously ill! You have really not much time to live.."
"Doctor..! How much time do I have..?"
"Ten..."
"Ten what? Months? Years? What?!"
"Nine...Eight...Seven..."
Vote:
There is nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
Vote:
Q: What's the difference between Auschwitz and Sarajevo?
A: At least they had gas in Auschwitz.
Vote:
My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick.
No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
Vote:
Peter called his doctor’s office for an appointment.
"I’m sorry," said the receptionist, “we can’t fit you in for at least two weeks."
"But I could be dead by then!"
"No problem. If your wife lets us know, we’ll cancel the appointment."
Are you lost, ma'am?
Because Heaven's a long way from here.
Vote:
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art.
Vote:
How are babies and the elderly alike?
Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.
Vote:
Q: What's the only thing faster than a black man running away with your TV?
A: His son running away with your VCR.
Vote:
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
Vote: