Want to hear a clean joke? The boy took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a man.
War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
A single car crash kills a Mexican family. 15 people died.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof? A: Depends on how thin you slice them.
Q: How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? A: Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.
Two cannibals were having lunch. "Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other. "Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."
Q: What is the worst thing an emergency doctor can tell you after admitting your MIL? A: Sir, we were able to save her!
Anyone want to try the ALS gas bucket challenge HMU.
The best thing after an intensive argument is the peace-sex. But I hate when I argue with my father-in-law.
If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?