Don't break anybody's heart - they have only one.
Break their bones - they have 206.
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Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide?
He got himself into a real stew.
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Daddy to his son:
I don't care if you are dating a black girl - they are all pink on the inside.
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*Wakes up to wife and son screaming*
Me: "What are you guys yelling about?"
Them: "You're driving!"
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What does the cannibal do just after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
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They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history.
At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.
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Q: How do you get a Jew to win a race?
A: Drop a quarter at the finish line.
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Q: What's the best thing about ISIS jokes?
A: The execution.
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A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.
Suddenly, Lorraine died.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
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How are babies and the elderly alike?
Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.
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When you were in the gang then, you just had to look cool, just walk around and look like you were tough.
Someone started talking about fighting -- 'No, man, I've got to go home.'
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