Don't break anybody's heart - they have only one.
Break their bones - they have 206.
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Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide?
He got himself into a real stew.
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If you're scared of dying alone then become a bus driver.
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A guy has a bad habit:
He loves to hit pedestrians while he drives.
So one day he's driving andsees an old lady with a cane and he decides to control his urge to swerve and hit her but he can't.
Later, he sees a kid skating and can't resist hitting the kid.
Finally, he decides he needs help from above so he goes to a church and asks the pastor for help.
So after church, the pastor invites him to his house for lunch.
They get in the car and start to drive down the street, and just as he starts to tell the pastor about his problem, he sees an old blind man walking down the street.
He swerves toward him but misses, and the pastor says, "Don't worry. I got him with the door!"
Two cannibals were having lunch.
"Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other.
"Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."
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Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep?
A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
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A businessman was flying on a plane surrounded by hundreds of kids.
A lady went and sat down next to him.
She asked, "Are these all your kids?"
The man replied, "No, I just work at a condom factory, these are all the complaints".
how do you keep a black person out of your backyard?
Hang one in the front.
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What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday?
He ate himself.
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