What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
Q: What is the difference between baby and knitting? A: Knitting is weaved by two needles and one ball, but the baby has been made with one needle and two balls!
What has more brains than a dead baby? The wall behind it.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof? A: Depends on how thin you slice them.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
Q: What do pregnant teenagers and their unborn babies have in common? A: Both their moms are going to kill them!
Me: "Here comes the airplane!" Baby: Opens mouth. Me: "OH NO! It's the Taliban!" Hits baby in the forehead with the spoon. "KA-BOOM"
Q: What's more offensive than a truck full of dead babies? A: Taking them out with pitchforks.