What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
Q: What is the difference between baby and knitting? A: Knitting is weaved by two needles and one ball, but the baby has been made with one needle and two balls!
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof? A: Depends on how thin you slice them.
Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
Me: "Here comes the airplane!" Baby: Opens mouth. Me: "OH NO! It's the Taliban!" Hits baby in the forehead with the spoon. "KA-BOOM"
What has more brains than a dead baby? The wall behind it.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
Q: Whats worse then a barrel of dead babies? A: There is one at the bottom that is still alive. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He has to eat his way out. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He goes back for more.
Q: What's red, white, and cries a lot? A: A baby with a razor!
Q: What's more offensive than a truck full of dead babies? A: Taking them out with pitchforks.