There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.