There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.