Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe. It's now called Shakey's.
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it. He commands it to enter his mouth.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.