Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.