Why is there no gambling in Africa?
-Too many Cheetahs!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a collie with a trumpet?
A: A Lassie who plays brassie!
What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger?
The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!
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Near hear another chick stops and says to hear:
Do you imagine how many animals they had to kill for this coat?
But do you know with how many animals I had to sleep with for it?
If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called?
Loch Jaws.
What is the most famous shark?
William Sharkspeare.
There where two snakes talking.
The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead?
Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?'.
Then the second Snake says "Why do you ask?"
The 1st one replies: "I just bit my lip!"
What do you call an owl magician? HOOOOOdini.
How much do I owe Yo' Mama?
My dog came home happy last night.