Why is there no gambling in Africa? -Too many Cheetahs!
Blonde 1: Don't tell anyone but Bees scare me. Blonde 2: Dont worry, the whole alphabet scares me
What did one skunk say to another? And so do you.
Question: Why does Tigger smell? Answer: You'd smell too if you played with Pooh all day!
My cat can talk. I asked her what two minus two was and she said nothing.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and sheep? A wooly jumper.
If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first? The mountain lion. You can always shoot the bull.
What's a skunk's philosophy of life? Eat, stink and be merry.
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain? (A drizzly bear!)
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey. Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing. He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey. After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it." "Why?" asked the lady. He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
Two cows were chatting over the fence between their fields. The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm." The other cow replied, "Hell, I ain't worried, it won't affect us ducks."