Why is there no gambling in Africa?
-Too many Cheetahs!
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How did the calf's final exam turn out?
Grade A.
A farmer and a son live on a farm.
The farmer is sitting in the kitchen when his son comes in from the barn with a large glass of white liquid.
He is so excited because he's just milked a cow.
Then he takes a big drink from the glass.
His father just stares at him.
"Son, we don't have a cow. We have a bull."
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Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
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You said it was a great horse and it is.
It took twenty other horses to beat him!
What kind of whale flies?
Pilot whales.
Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret?
He was a blubber mouth.
Why did the frog cross the road?
Some mean little kid super-glued it to the chicken.
How much money did the bronco have?
Only a buck!
Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up.
Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.
Q: What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A: Pork Chop.
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