Joke #640

Why is there no gambling in Africa? -Too many Cheetahs!
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What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet.
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Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
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“Mister, why doesn’t this cow have any horns?” asked the young lady from a nearby city. The farmer cocked his head for a moment, then began in a patient tone, “Well, ma’am, cattle can do a powerful lot of damage with horns. Sometimes we keep’em trimmed down with a hacksaw. Other times we can fix up the young ‘uns by puttin’ a couple drops of acid where their horns would grow in, and that stops ‘em cold. Still, there are some breeds of cattle that never grow horns.But the reason this cow don’t have no horns, ma’am, is ’cause it’s a horse.”
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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he can make you curious.
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First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like? Second Caribou: Owlgebra.
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Cow: "Why don't you shoo those flies?" Bull: "I ll let them go barefoot!"
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The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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Why do elephants squirt water through their noses? If they squirted it through their tails, it'd be very difficult to aim.
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Little Johnny's teacher said, "Johnny, your essay on My Dog is exactly the same as your sister's." Did you copy hers?, she asked. Johnny replied, "No, teacher, it's the same dog!"
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Q:Why don't giraffes like fast food? A:Because they can't catch it!
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