Joke #2447

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he can make you curious.
Vote: has 24.92 % from 8 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

A man was robbing a house in the middle of the night. All of a sudden, he heard a parrot cry out. "Jesus is gonna get you." The robber ignored it, and takes the TV. Again, the parrot cries out. "Jesus is gonna get you." The robber started to get a little worried. "What's your name, birdie?" "Moses." "What dumbass named you Moses?" "The same dumbass who called his rottweiler Jesus."
Vote: has 66.71 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, god, parrot, technology
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars.
Vote: has 59.19 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal
How do you f*ck a fat chick? Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
Vote: has 55.91 % from 44 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, dirty, disgusting, fat
A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son turned from the window to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?" The mother said, "Well, maybe that’s something you could ask the stewardess." So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?" The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy admitted that this was the case. "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. You can ask your mother to explain it to you."
Vote: has 58.75 % from 18 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: airplane, animal, dog, kids, travel
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
Vote: has 71.76 % from 28 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Question: Why does Tigger smell? Answer: You'd smell too if you played with Pooh all day!
Vote: has 54.97 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal
A rich 40 year-old American woman decided to get married, but she wanted her husband to be a virgin and to never had been with a woman all of his life. After some years of pointless searching, she didn’t found anyone with this description and forced to give an ad to the paper. A month later, she met with an Australian man who had never been with a woman before in his life and she married him immediately. On the first night of their wedding and before they lay down, she went for a quick fresh up and then went back to the bedroom, happy. When she entered the room she stood steal... She saw her husband naked to the center of the room and all the furniture on the corner of the room. "But.. What happened?" asked the woman obviously shocked. "Look.. I’ve never been with a woman, but if it’s the same as with the kangaroo, then I’ll need the whole room to catch you!"
Vote: has 79.11 % from 93 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, dirty, husband, life, marriage
A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "What would you like?" the fish says holding his neck, "Water".
Vote: has 56.84 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, bar, bartender, fish
If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called? Loch Jaws.
Vote: has 56.77 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal
You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right? Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla". Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
Vote: has 61.25 % from 26 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris