Why did the chicken cross the road? So he can make you curious.
What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!
Q: What do you call a pig who knows karate? A: Pork Chop.
One day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country road at about 30 mph when he noticed that there was a three-legged chicken running alongside his car. He stepped on the gas but at 50 miles per hour. The chicken was still keeping up. After about a mile of running the chicken ran up a farm lane and into a barn behind an old farm house. The salesman had some time to kill so he turned around and drove up the farm lane. He knocked at the door and when the farmer answered he told him what he had just seen. The farmer said that he was a geneticist and had developed this breed of chicken because he, his wife and his son each like a drumstick when they have chicken and this way they only have to kill one chicken. "That"s the most fantastic thing I've ever heard," said the salesman. "How do they taste?" "I don't know," said the farmer. "We've never caught one."
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks." The other blonde looks and says "Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks." "No. Those are deer tracks." They keep arguing, and arguing, about half hour later they were both killed by a train.
How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down.
Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night.
What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa.
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!