Why did the chicken cross the road?
So he can make you curious.
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A man goes to the circus. After the show he speaks to the manager and asks for a job.
"Alright, what can you do?", the manager asks.
"I can do great bird impressions", the man replies.
"Pssh, a lot of people can do that".
"Oh well", the man says and flies away.
Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
A seahorse.
When should you feel sorry for a skunk?
When its spray pump is out of order!.
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day!
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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How do you hire a horse?
Put a brick under each hoof!
What do you call a tired cow?
Milked out.
Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up.
Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.
A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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