Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!" When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"