Joke #9418

Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
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When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
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Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
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