Q: What happens when you feed gun powder to a chicken?
A: Egg-splosion
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Roses are red,
violets are blue,
sugar is sweet,
but nothing compared to you.
Q: What type of bees make milk?
A: Boo-bees.
Q. A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A. "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.
Q: What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller?
A: A vain idiot combing his hair with a potato peeler.
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Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
A kid walks up to his teacher and says "When is lunch."
The teacher said "When its my break."
"Your break for what? the kid asks.
"My break up" the teacher said.
A waitress walks up to a man to take his order.
"I'd like to get the turtle soup, please."
The waitress walks off to go get his order, but the man changes his mind and decides he wants the pea soup instead.
"Hold the turtle, make it pea!"
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