Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
On a Roman warship, the galley boss looked over his slaves and shouted, "Today I have good news. All of you are getting extra food tonight." The slaves all looked at him in silence, except one decrepit old man in the back, who moaned, "Oh God, no, not again." A new slave next to him asked, "Why are you moaning?" "This only happens when the Captain's nephew wants to water ski."