Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.