Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
On a Roman warship, the galley boss looked over his slaves and shouted, "Today I have good news. All of you are getting extra food tonight." The slaves all looked at him in silence, except one decrepit old man in the back, who moaned, "Oh God, no, not again." A new slave next to him asked, "Why are you moaning?" "This only happens when the Captain's nephew wants to water ski."
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.