Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.