Why did the tomato turn red?
Because he saw the salad dressing.
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The bean soup I'd ordered was mostly water.
I decided to tell the waitress.
"This soup is awful," I said.
"I know," she said. "I don't like bean soup either."
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Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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How do you lead a horse to water?
With lots of carrots.
What do you call a baby potato?
A small fry.
Q: What do the mosquito parents say to their small children, when they see people lying on the sandy beach during a hot summer day more than 15 minutes?
A: "Kids, prepare the cutlery and your chin-straps.
Our lunch is already heated up and ready for the consumption!"
What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday?
He ate himself.
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Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.
A patient: "Doctor, I don’t feel hungry after taking meal."
Doctor: "Really, your condition is very serious. Wait a bit."
(After sometime, the doctor holds out some medicines).
Doctor: "Take these pills. You take one pill after your sleep and another one before you get-up."
I can teach you how to handle a cucumber.
Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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